Who would prefer to be quarantined with, Dwight or Michael ?

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Personally, I’d stay with Dwight on his farm. Michael would probably find a way to go outside and bring the virus home. So, no. 😂

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hmm this question is hard..
- that’s what she said

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Michael, he’s skilled at fashioning pants tents

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Dwight

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Michael...because I would be quarantined with Chris Rock too!!

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Dwight, he’d take really good care of you and you’d probably learn a skill!

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Michael because he’s not as weird as Dwight but still entertaining

Michael. He would make the quarantine fun with inappropriate jokes

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