Who would win in a fight….Tim Ryan or Carmine Di Sibio?

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Not the guy with 2 first names

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Carmine is an Italian first generation immigrant. His family came to NY when he was three. I guarantee he can scrap and would kick the crap out of Tim and Ryan.

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Tim from Southie…don’t sleep on Timmy

Tim 💯

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Carmine would win but tbh I’d double team with Ryan cuz they EY screwed us with these pay bumps lol

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Agree

Carmine got that ny dawg in him

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Carmine might get tangled up in Tim’s oversized shirts so Tim might have the advantage.

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Italian gangster versus short scrappy Irish guy. First of all, Carmine would have his guys kidnap Timmy from his grocery store and rough him upbefore Carmine showed up with the brass knuckles to finish him off. Timmy would put up a good fight and trash talk like no other using PwC buzzwords, but at the end of the day Carmine takes the fight.

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Tim backing away at the grocery store with “Okay folks…”

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Who the heck is CDS? Am I supposed to know this individual? 🤔

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EY CEO

Carmine looks much more strong lol

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Carmine would make Tim an offer that he could not refuse. If you mess with the bull you get the horns.

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Carmine and I work at pwc

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Is Ryan his last name? 😕

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Carmine he’s Italian

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Carmine would go Tony soprano on lil Timmy

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Neither. Tim is an avid runner. He'll never get catched.

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It maked perfect sense to me 👍

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