Deloitte Whoever is managing the deloitte linkedin likes, you deserve an award for how ridiculous this is. 😂 do you know how to read?

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They know exactly what they’re doing 😈

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It's called civil disobedience

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bot 101

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The AI is siding with the working class

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Simi Liu: "Deliotte throwing me out into the street to die like a dog was the best thing to happen to me."

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*Deloitte Likes this*

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That Deloitte Machine learning innovation right there

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When the next downturn hits I’m sure Deloitte will encourage staff they want to get rid of to get off their payroll and go become actors. Simu did it, you can do it too!

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“Join the Deloitte talent team”

This is real? 😂

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Deloitte spin masters : “if something this good can happen to someone we laid off just imagine how good it will be to those who are retained”

Employees poorly paid with no WLB : 🧐🤔😕

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Hahahahhaa savage

“Tears of sadness”? Give me a break.

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The Deloitte brand is a diamond that cannot be tarnished by any turd* 🟢🦾

*Such as mistreatment of workers

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