Why did I immediately think of PPMD 🥲

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That’s me waiting 25 minutes for a response from the MDP, then the moment I decide to do something else they respond

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Yessssss

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I thought of PPMD because I would never call anyone partner. I’m straight— so it’s gf, then fiancée then wife (then maybe ex wife, lol)

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Pee pee medical doctor

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