Why do I need to fill out a new hire intro form that will be sent to the entire company and why is one of the questions “What’s your life motto?” (Seriously tho what’s yours so I can steal it?)

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"Let the bridges I burn light the way."

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Screw that bullshit. Which is also my motto.

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I like the firemen one:
Come in hot and leave ‘em wet.

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Don't sweat the petty things. And don't pet the sweaty things.

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Never have a motto is my motto.

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YOLO

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you gotta risk it to get the biscuit 😎😎😎

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Just do it.

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The way you do one thing in the way you do everything.

Holds true for most people

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Live every week like it’s shark week

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Was gonna quote April Ludgate but idk how that would actually go down. I can’t take this damn request seriously

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Work for the work.

Not the paycheck.
Not the people.
Not the client.
Not the book.
When you first work for the work,
the above are more likely to benefit.

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Easier not to.

If you put your fingers in a hole and they come out any colour other than yellow, do not lick them.

Squeaky wheel gets the grease

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