Why do people put “Investor” or “Real Estate Investor” in their LinkedIn title? How is that relevant other than peacocking? That and everyone adds “Strategist” after whatever their non-Strategy role is.
Should add their TV dimensions also: Leader | Investor | Slide Consolidation Strategist | 72”

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I have seen procurement people putting "Tech Dealmakers" in their LI title.

Futurist is one of those ones too

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“Strategist” = “I have zero in-demand technical skills and I do not have the connections to get a legitimate strategy-related job”

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They’re asset class and make far more than you do, Mr Salary Class

Cmon man, these self-described “real estate investors” own like one dumpy condo in a gentrified part of town and that’s it

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What if someone has mad technical skills, strategizes for the future and has their hands in a whole ton of companies.... Can we describe them as Musky or Muskavites?

They want people to think they work in PE/VC

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