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Why don't guys have hair anymore 😭 makes me miss my ex, at least he had a full hair of head no matter how much of a narcissist he was. 😭😂

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Cuz ppl like you stress us out!

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Don’t be shallow. There are tons of great guys with no hair. And the ones who do have hair now may not down the line.

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Cuz you are to shallow to look beyond appearanaces? Actually, that's not fair. The 21st century WOKE person does not care about race, religion, sexual orientation....or amount of hair. Aren't we all now supposed to be attracted to each other regardless of assigned sex, color, or differing beliefs. Isn't this the plan for a homogenous people in 200 yrs?

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You are right. My bad. I still need to decontaminate my brain after four years of Trump 💩. You are absolutely right that you can choose who is attractive to you. Honestly, I couldn't care less as long as you are happy.

Maybe science will take care of this some years down the line, hang in there.

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It’s out of some guys control Op

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Hair loss is karma for men’s tendency to shallow preferences in women (see other post in this bowl about a 35 year old wanting mid 20s women).

And yes, I know women can be affected by hair loss too and plenty of genuinely good men unfortunately lose theirs as well. This is a light hearted joke. Mostly.

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Everyone has shallow preferences. It’s human nature. Saying it’s just men is a pretty immature or petty POV. You’re generalizing about the men who you don’t like, which means you’re doing the exact thing you dislike about others, making value judgments quickly.

Trust me, I wish I still had hair too! Never felt older than when I first got a sunburn on the bald spot on my head.

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I hope you end up with a narcissist with beautiful hair, since that’s what you want. You deserve it.

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You can like who you want, but there’s a clear science to hair loss. It’s genetic for many, and others due to poor lifestyle (diet, exercise, stress). Also age. Are you old? If so, then maybe just be thankful people on here aren’t complaining about how you got old and want younger girlfriends. It’s all just perspective, but to me this is a fairly shallow POV on your end.

I mid thirties and still have a full head of hair. So does my dad and grandfather. #blessed

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F*ckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I AM AN ADULT. 🤡

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It’s 4am and I’m awake and can’t stop thinking about how my ex would wake me up often in the middle of the night just cause he wanted a bj lol 🥲

Another day happy he is my ex

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