Why don’t they just sedate us heavily and stack us on the floor?

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That looks like a McKinsey solution to boost capacity..

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Sedate and stack the peasants in economy = more business class seats = great customer experience for high value segments. I'm convinced

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Can’t say I’m a big fan of Sam Chui like I used to be. My industry sources tell me he’s all about himself and being recognized and being the center of attention when he flies. Notice how his blogs and reviews always show him wearing shirts with his logo (ie his name) to draw more recognition to him. He used to be more humble but I’ve seen quite a change in his demeanor despite what is portrayed when captured by media. Sorry just my $0.02 based on reliable insider feedback. Still a very passionate guy about aviation and better than other trust-fund-kids-turned-bloggers out there, but he could dial down the arrogance a notch.

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LC1- yeah my friend worked at the same company as him in Abu Dhabi. He also liked to stay at the Marriott Downtown Abu Dhabi and hang out at the exec lounge according to the staff there.

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Nothing has made me cringe more than this proposed “solution.” Hours of fun awkwardly avoiding looking at each other.

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The only good thing I see is that being in the middle won't be as bad, but I bet the airlines would find a way to squeeze someone in the middle.

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Future news headline: “remains identification taking longer than expected in regional jet crash that killed 981”

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That would be a lot of extra work. They should have you lie down first, then sedate you, otherwise it’s too expensive 😁

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@SM1 - Lawsuits and funeral costs are built into the model 😉👈🏽

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I’d like to meet the idiots that thought this would be okay. 🙄🤦‍♂️

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Thank Aviointeriors

Kind of reminds me of this ...

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At least that was comfortable.

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LLOYYYYYDDDDDD!!!!!!

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Was scrolling down the commens just to check if someone could make that reference. Haha

The seats look like EY color combo yellow and black😂😂

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Honestly, I’d sign up for an airline that drugged me up as part of the in flight service.

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“Hello Mr. Smith, are you ready for your Executive Platinum double lorazepam?”

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I will quit this job and travel via horse and BUGGY before I sit on this roller coaster seat smfh

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Oh hey it’s Sam. I love his YouTube channel

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Sam Chui, is that you?

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So uhhh how do they expect someone’s grandma to do a semi-squat with only a little bit of support in their private areas for hours?

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Did EY come up with all of this? It’s yellow EY color... lol

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Just freeze us in carbonite like Han

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Oh man.. the minute someone accidentally rubs up against me I’m suing the airline

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I think we should clean the delta plane isles with this guy. It doesn’t take a doctor.

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The next time this guy travels he won’t be smiling.

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See? They should have let him lay down before drugging him. This is way too much work

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Let’s ignore the semi-squat and assume it’s comfortable for a second. How do you get your laptop out?!

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“Sorry boss, couldn’t get that deliverable to you because I was squatting on the plane”

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