Why is it that every time I fly after a long days honest toil, I am seated next to a 300 pound sweaty gorilla?

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Don't shoot said gorilla or else social media will hate you even if it tried to kill a toddler

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Jump in his lap and someone might just get rid of him

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You breathin heavy as hell I know you hungry here have my pretzels

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😂😂😂😂😂

I became besties with my fellow gorilla over arm rest battle.. I won lol

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