Why isn't Microsoft included in FAANG??

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Also it’s an acronym, so it would have to be something dumb like GAFMAN

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They should remove Facebook and add a random company starting with O (oracle?). MANGO/MAANGO would he so cool

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Oculus? I mean, it is Facebook right?

Because then it would be MFAANG or FAANGM and it wouldn't sound so cool. :-)

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There is one significantly more aggressive/offensive word/phrase you could unscramble from it too

Aww feeling a little jelly?

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