Wife is 7 months pregnant and I’m getting over COVID and we haven’t had sex for almost two weeks and I’m literally going to explode.

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I’m pretty sure she can still grapefruit her man? Stay strong bro!

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Idk why I googled this 🫣

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Hand or flesh light bud. Not that hard to handle your business.

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Just wait until after the baby is born!

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Usually takes my wife 8-10 weeks to be totally ready post-baby. I end up running an absolute shitload of miles those last couple of weeks.

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Bruh, no one has ever died because they haven’t had sex. J/O if you need to - you’ll be fine.

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Hiiiiiiii😁

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Lol of course Deloitte, but yooo

Well what do you want us to do about it, Counsel?

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Send your most difficult problems to external counsel, Mr. GC!

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Rub one out, sir

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Think about us who haven't gotten any since COVID started 🥲

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Wat.

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