Will the amount of Covfefe jokes today outnumber the United jokes from "passengergate"?

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Just got dragged off a flight after I spilled covfefe on a flight attendant. How many points should I ask for?

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I'm sorry EY1 you forgot to mention the deck with an unreasonable deadline and what position in the upgrade list you had. 3/5 🐠

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A bowl for "thirsty" consultants on travel a good idea or nah? Kind of like that movie about an elite hook up ring for working professionals who don't have time to date

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Any of the female consultants out there been asked what their "rate" was when having a solo drink at the hotel bar? I mean, I can't help it that I'm popular...

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Through periods of unemployment, I took a couple years to travel around the country. If anyone gets laid off during these rough times, try to take advantage of the situation to make some memories.

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Anything "extra" you get booking car rentals through Trips vs. through Avis app? I'm doing a weekly rental with different pick up and drop off next week and it seems to be like $100 cheaper on Avis.

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Best credit card for sign up bonus: Already have CSR, Cap One Venture, Amex Blue, BOFA cash rewards, United explorer, and Discover. Optimizing for total net cash benefit - do not care so much about perks.

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Some clients are useless, Travel points they rack up, 12am deck edits? More vodka in my cup

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Hello, can anyone provide/help compare the data points and growth and exit opps for M&a and internal audit? (Pay, wlb, boring/fun, how much travel, growth) any data point is appreciated

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Have a 7:10 am flight with United, boarding starts 6:20 (no pre check). Taking Uber from old town, so thinking of leaving at 5/5:15 am to be there by 5:30/5:40 for security. Should I leave around 5:20 if no long lines for regular security check?

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Do any of the top consulting firms have analytics roles (preferably not super technical) that don’t require weekly travel?

Anyone joined cisco recently? I asked recruitor if cisco will provide relocation benifits like hotel for some initial days they said no. Is it normal in cisco? I mean if someone is relocating from outside banglore how they can expect employee will have some place to live from day 1.

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Uber credit card vs CSR?

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Hi All. I am currently working in TCS and pursuing my PGP in Data Science and Business Analytics from Great Learning. I don't know much about job opportunities. I love travelling and some of my friends travel to different countries for a short stint (1-2y) for work. Is there any job/company that would be allow me to travel often (to different countries) as a Data Scientist/Analyst? Sorry if the question sounds dumb. Thanks in advance!

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Has anyone claimed relocation in JPMC Pune?
What kind of hotel do they provide for stay and for how many days?

Free deposit of 50% of Elite nights from last night for Marriott Members. Sounds like Marriott really wants us to start going back and staying in their hotels.

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Who here has an alt?

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Graduated with a degree in managerial science and minor in marketing and a sales certificate from a very prestigious business program in GA. Have had 4 different management positions in the past. Looking for opportunities in sales that allow me to travel constantly. Preferably base + commission but open for anything with traveling (within/out the country) anyone can help me network? Thank you!

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Hi fishes, thinking for switching to other consulting firms. Current job at EY requires too much travel. So, I wanted to know travel policies of other firms before making the switch. Do employees get to travel business/ first class or it is economy only for both domestic and international? How good is company policy for ground transport, hotels and meals?

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As COVID restrictions are mostly in the rear-view, has management consultant travel returned to pre-pandemic levels? Curious to know how often Associate Consultants and Consultants are traveling these days.

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Hope You all are doing well !

I received following Offer from Atos. How much I will get in hand after all deduction (including taxes)?

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Laid off at Ogilvy yesterday

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I've been "voluntold" to demo an "enrichment lesson" to be filmed and broadcast on our school district tv channel. I'm totally drawing a blank on what to do...what is broadly appealing from US hist?

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How much sap consultant earn in Microsoft?

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You are an amazing teacher! Don’t let anyone suggest otherwise.

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Can someone refer me for one job in Accenture?
Let me know, i will share the job id & my resume.

Thanks in advance.

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Publicis has a lot of airlines huh

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Recieved a hike of 10% with 2 rating.
KGS.
I see people getting 27% with the same rating.

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Hey Jersey folks that work in Manhattan. Is your office talking about reopening soon? Will you have the option to still work from home?

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I have been an automation engineer for around 6 years and wanted to switch my career from QA to a management post or a Business analysist post.
What should I do for it to have this career change

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Getting in my 8th month and starting to feel sore in my groin area. I read it’s because the baby is adding pressure down there. Do you know if it’s bad to do inner thigh exercises? I do easy floor exercises to stay fit/healthy during Covid, but the soreness (feels like slight muscle pain but it’s not) is making me wonder if I should stop.

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Which accounting advisory practices works the longest and how long? Or is more depend on the engagement? CMAAS vs FAAS vs ARA vs AAS

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If you are an artist in advertising, please share your experience on how you are advancing your Art career in NY. Should your agency support you? What would be the benefit for you and for the agency?

Should I join MasterCard as a contractor? Is it a good deal to have Contract with them for 1 year ?

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Anyone from Citiustech Healthcare Technologies CitiusTech

Is salary credited?
I have icici salary account, but salary hasn't come yet.
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I take the water bottle off the FC armrest (where Delta puts a bottle for each person), stuff my bottle in the seat back pocket, and the dude next to me proceeds to put his drink down in that spot!?!

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Left suit jacket in Uber...

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Friend of mine accepted a shit job in our hometown just because it was there, when he had better leads available he just "doesn't feel like" pursuing. So mad for/at him. Why sell yourself short?

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Anyone at Deloitte know how to view utilization?

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Best tech strategy/consulting firm and why? I’ve heard Accenture and Deloitte top the list for larger firms.

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Part of me doesn't mind being literally the only person on client site right now. #nostresszone

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Have a date coming over tonight but just got hit with an urgent deck fix request - shouldn't take long but worried that date will be bothered to wait around the apartment while I fix it up? But I'm also thinking it might be impressive to her to see that I'm working with a high-value client and high $ figures. Wanted to see what ya'lls take on this was... wish me luck!

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Which month during pregnancy is best to take my wife on a babymoon? 👶🏽

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Who uses AmazonFresh? Do you tip the delivery driver?

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Best consulting firms for strategy in the US besides the big 4 and MBB?

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Has anyone stayed at the Home2 suites by Hilton? Is it a better choice compared to a DoubleTree? Need to travel to Houston for a night. Appreciate the insight!

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Has anyone filed taxes in 2+ states on TurboTax​ or the like? How much did it cost you?

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I worked on a project with Leap by McKinsey and enjoyed it. It's basically planning and launching digital projects from 0 to 1(strategy to MVP).
What are the best consulting companies doing this type of work?

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Looking for pointers to crack the AWS SAA certification. Currently doing mock exams from Tutorialsdojo and in the 78-80% range. Is this a good estimation of preparedness for the exam?

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