Wish I had this as a kid to prepare me for client meetings

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PwC who made you the meme police 👮🚔?

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We had a vote

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I voted for cookies, they told me to gtfo.

#MAMA. Make Memerica Great Again

I am sorry..... It fits too well....

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I think this breaks a record for most recent repost.

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