Wish someone would give me a rose 🌹

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Are you a dude? Because dudes don't really get roses. I've gone my whole life without getting a rose. And I've given quite a few. Just want you to temper your expectations if you're indeed a dude.

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Once knew a girl that met a guy on tinder.

He came over roses and herpes....be careful what you ask for

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Our time will come OP

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It's 2017

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