Woke up to a 1:1 meeting invite from HR without any context. Million thoughts ran through in few seconds and then I noticed a slack message that she wanted to touch base to know more about a tool that I launched for the whole company. Phew!!

People, please add at least one liner agenda in meeting invites. Plenty of things are happening everywhere and people like me will appreciate it.

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Must've been practicing for halloween

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I have this happen often. I always expect the worse and 99 percent of the time it's completely innocent or unrelated to what I was worried about.

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My manager scheduled a “quick chat” at 5:30pm on a Friday without any context. I thought for sure that was the end and spent all day backing my stuff up and sending out resumes. Turns out he wanted to give me a raise 🫠

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3% is great especially when you didn’t expect it. Enjoy an extra take out every fortnight with that raise, lol

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One day all your indiscretions will catch up with you, but today is not that day.

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Huh? What!

Hehe hehe oh boy!

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Isssaaa trap, she tryna learn the new tool before she lays you off. Don’t teach her anything so you can be the only expert with the tool

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Lol.. looks like she wants a version of the tool done for her team. So expanding it and it should be good for me in the long term

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