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Not a meme but my conversation with a scammer from FishBowl for your entertainment only!

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Accomplishment this year

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Cobbled together from other people's oc.

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Isn’t the day over yet…

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Enhancing my resume ...

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6 pm meeting on Friday? Sounds perfect. See ya then!!

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AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION

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Back to work, y’all

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MDs when the project they sold is underfunded and understaffed and the client rolls everyone off

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Tuesday night and still working on that deck

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Well I guess we know who couldn’t survive without the other. 🤣🤣🤣

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I choose to drive the convertible in hopes I can one day drive a truck full of shit

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All day, every day

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Viral VC rejection email making its way around Finmeme accounts c/o Litquidity. Might be the most obnoxious rejection email I’ve ever read. And it’s for a no-name $5M AUM firm in Ohio 💀😹

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