Worst agency holiday party stories?

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I helped a poor guy with an incredibly bloody head wound that had passed out, fell, and rode down an escalator upside down.

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The white couch

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The CFO making a speech is drunk and goes for 15 minutes about horoscopes, then the CTO starts throwing candy at him. Nobody high ranking steps in so we just have to wait. Finally the DJ senses a lull in the horo-speech and just starts the music, we all cheer. Saved by the bell.

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I sang karaoke to bohemian rhapsody...twice...back to back at JWT. 🔪

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They say a drunken mind speak speaks truth. I'll leave it at that

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What color was it originally?

Riveting contribution.

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