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Worst job titles. I'll start - business development manager

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Senior manager

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Scrum Master

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Assistant to the regional manager

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Agile Wizard/Pooba/whatever

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Agile coach

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Anything Ninja
Business Agility Specialist
Business Agility Enablement
Business Agility Advisor

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Nah, I mean only “ninja” no other words in the title.

Acting team manager for 2 hours

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I have another one -Senior business development manager

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Definitely Scrum Master but only because the word ‘scrum’ makes me think ‘scrotum’ instead.

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Everyone please meet Jerry. He’s the scrotum master on this study.

At EY, the official title for an entry level analyst is “Staff/Assistant.” It’s super generic and demeaning.

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Business Analysis Analyst

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“ * Product * “ when you work for a consulting agency.

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Assurance management expert. I noped out of that one real quick

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McK1 speaks the truth

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Director of Customer Success

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This a pretty common role throughout all of tech ? Or are you just knocking the whole “Customer Success” thing in general.

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Consultant

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What’s wrong with business dev manager?

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Chief of Staff

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Business Relationship Manager (BRM). I recently heard that term and it blew my mind off. I asked that dude what exactly you do and he was not able to put two sentences together.

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Apparently half of my LinkedIn network is a “Visionary | Entrepreneur | Innovator”

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Hi, I am On L2 right now, I applied for my EAD and i am still waiting on it. Does anyone know if there is any issue with leaving the country?

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When you're 25 but have the lower back of an 80 year old 🥴

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Any insight into MTO LA’s culture/what it’s like to work there?

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Anyone heard of REPL Group? Random LinkedIn message from recruiter. Interested in WLB, Comp, and overall impressions.

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Does company give gratuity for sure or there are ways they can avoid giving it to employees?

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2 years at KPMG, experience in data analytics within life sciences. Looking for my exit opportunity, open to jumping to next consulting firm.

Is life even real?

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Not a serious question, but what's the proper response to when the person at the hotel front desk says, "thank you for being a Platinum number" while checking in?? "You're Welcome...."?? So awkward 😂

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For getting Schengen VISA do I need to have the leave approval letter from my firm?? Also, is there a list of docs that someone has which I need to have for Italy VISA. Traveling in May2020 with wife.

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I've developed a product in my free time that I think would fix a business problem for my team. Is it possible for me to approach my boss with the intent of selling the product?

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I have a PhD in a social science and am interested in getting into program or project management. Does anyone have recommendations on how to make a pivot into technical program and/or project management? I’ve managed several projects, but not in a traditional sense that may appeal to the corporate world. Would also accept recommendations for resume writers who can help someone in my position. Thanks!

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City parents: Thoughts on strike?

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Recently joined an agency as an Associate Producer, and we have 3 big shoots coming up in the next two months. Should I expect to be on set/involved with these productions?

What is the default rating you give to an Uber driver? 4s all the way down. 5 for stellar service.

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Any ideas on the productivity requirements are for junior partners/principals? Does 1900 client billables plus 400 non billables (marketing, CLE, etc.) sound right? I have zero point of reference. Thanks in advance.

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I recently realized I’m probably not the once in a generation writer I thought I was. To be honest, it’s been a little jarring but probably also made me a little better.

I don’t know where I’m going with this.

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Hi,

I am 31. Married for 12 years. I spoke to my doctor two days ago about sterilization. It was the first time a gynecologist didn't judge me for that. I know they're supposed to council because of the risk of regret, but sometimes they seem judgy. I am considering getting my tubes tied, but my husband isn't super on board because of the finality of it.

He is ok with not having kids, but seems to think I will change my mind.

Anyone taken this step without having had a y children?

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Hi People@

I am currently working as a Lead Consultant for Genpact Headstrong on BA (Business Analyst) / PM (Project Manager) profile for a Global IB (client). With experience of close to 9 years my current package is 20 lacs fixed.

Is this package good for my experience as i see alot of post here of people earling +30lacs easily and also alot of opening in the market for BA / PM profiles?

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Did any PM or PMM get into b-schools like CBS or NYU to make the transition? Would love to chat!

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