Worst part about having a reputation for being a player... is not actually being a player…

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I hear ya. I pull up my phone to open the Weather app but mfs keep thinking I’m getting numbers 😔

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Well 34 M and 0 ...I think I'm playing myself

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How many total sexual partners have you had in your lifetime? The ideal preferred number of sexual partners has been quantified by science at 3-4 for women and 5-6 for men. If you’re over that, you are viewed as a player. For reference, I have had 2.

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According to this, 53% of women and 66% of men in this age group have had more than five partners. So the figure KPMG is citing may not be inaccurate (it probably is the median from 2011-2015). But that is not reflective of the actual number of sexual partners people have today. And even these numbers I'm attaching here are old (2015-2019). Given the move towards s3x positivity, I wouldn't be surprised if it is higher.

Also, the link that KPMG cited after that shows the median numbers from data from 2011-2015. The data of course has been refreshed in 2019, and will again be updated in 2023.

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You are one. You’re just in denial

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I’m actually not. Haven’t had sex in months now.

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Maybe you’re not a player, you just crush a lot.

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People you think are players, are actually people who’ve been fucked up so hard that they don’t trust anyone. Speaking from experience

On point and half the time girls think I’m a player because I’m acting non-chalant

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