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Would you rather... A) Everyone gets instantly infected and 20% at random (regardless of risk) of the world dies, but covid ends immediately B) Covid and social distancing lasts for another 6 years

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A, on the condition that the 20% are those who are refusing to wear face masks in any circumstance, and coughing and spitting on ppl, those folks . If they get the COVID, then option A hands up. It’ll probably be more than 20%, but hey more room for actual growth and change for the rest of the country 👌🏼

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Vote for Option B

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The f is wrong with you people?!? 20% means 1 in 5 of your friends / family / coworkers are gone. But I guess I am in a bowl filled with consultants, so checks out.

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Are you Thanos v2.5?

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Lol why bcg

Vote for Option A

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[Edit] Under Option A, covid comes, kills 20%, then disappears forever

B Anyone that says “A” is just pure evil

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20% of the entire world population is very, very high.

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I mean do you really think the economy or our systems and infrastructure will function if 20% of us just up and disappear?

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HBO series The Leftovers already did it

OP, I really hope you’re not gonna cite this survey data as evidence of anything.

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He already has the PowerPoint charts ready

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C) round all the MAGA supporters and place them in Florida. Close the border and let Covid do it's thing.

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Kind of already happening there lol

I have hopefully 50 good years left. Rather tough out 6 more years and not lose 1 out of every 5 family members and friends in that span. Hard for me to believe people wouldn't be willing to tough it for their loved ones. Also there's a 40% chance either my wife or I die in your scenario.

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This is like that scene from the movie the Dark Knight!

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Pretty sure it’s certain now that immunity doesn’t last more than a few months so option a isnt a possibility

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Right, you could lose the antibodies, but if you get it again it may not be nearly as bad as the first time.

Option C: follow Elon to Mars

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Option A. I’m willing to go if it means others can move on. Let’s get over this thing. I want to go travel the world but this stupid pandemic is a big obstacle

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Yes but 6 years more of this? I volunteered to go to allow your family to move on

I feel like if you vote A — you should also volunteer for COVID clinical trials.

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A

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Hahaha if you voted for option A, you are a certified idiot who hasn’t educated themselves. Btw, if option A occurs, it means a substantial amount of those alive did have covid at one point.

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Does covid spread beyond that 20% in option A? Are there any guarantees that the same number of people wouldn't get infected with option B over six years anyway?

I just want to continue WFH. So option B.

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