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Would you rather be able to speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals?

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Animals. I would run away and live with them. ⛰🏃‍♀️🌳🐺

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I’m going to go with the languages… I want to know so I can figure out if anyone is talking crap

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Animals.... duh

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I’d say be able to speak to animals. Speaking every language in the world sounds awesome but feels like it wouldn’t be that handy in too many situations and you can learn languages that you really need if necessary. Speaking to animals is unique and no one else can do it or teach it to you

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Also, I think you could easily monetize both but speaking to animals seems like it would be easier and require a lot less effort to monetize

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Languages

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Animals. And I would start a detective agency and solve crimes with my network of animal informants and snitches.

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Animals.

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Animals, duh. Way more useful.

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Ruff Ro Racck rackk. Uh ro. Rakt ruf

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Is that you Eliza?

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Ms. Thornberry at your service

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Animals for sure

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I'd want every language in the world. How much would animals really have to say?

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Animals are more in tuned to nature. They could tell you when storms are coming, if there’s a problem in their environment or something dangerous. They also happen to witness everything, hence why I would open up a detective agency.

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Considering what humans do to animals, wouldn’t your life would become witness to a living nightmare? (Animal testing would be straight up gore horror).

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Languages. I doubt animals would be good conversationalists.

I rather talk to my dog than any human I’ve never met

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I've always wanted to be able to speak every language in the world.

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