Would you rather: Be on a long term (>1 yr) staff aug project with boring, little work OR be on a short term (<4mo) super interesting barn burner project?

Spot check. Is this even English?... "Scope out the genesis of the project"

Tips for declining but not really declining a project? Think I may have committed career suicide already...

Do you think I'll be able to use ubers and taxis as travel for all future client travel ? Don't want to get into it, but have some license issues and don't want to be driving.

When the client actually expects you to work on a Friday afternoon...

Soooo excited to be flying from LAX to the client site right now!! 😄🔫

Accenture folks: where does the position "Junior Project Manager" rank in the hierarchy? Follow up question: what does the hierarchy look like?

Can you imagine the fuckery that would happen if a client looked at all of these posts?! Hahaha #valuecreation

Billing time on vacation days. Feeling like Santa's little helper on my client's dime.

500 emails in my inbox after two weeks of vacations.... 200 are from the analyst in the project...

When you're told not to spend all night on a project but told to deliver a draft first thing the next morning. #makeupyourmind

Scenes from federal life: I have to drive to a client site an hour away today and every day next week, and I feel like it's destroying my work life balance.

I hate taking a dump at client office and often hold it in a few extra hours. 🚽

$2500 client expense, who wants to charge it in??? Me!!!!! Poinnntttsssss!!!!

I've heard 30 and 50 but now it's a 70,000 foot view. And that was from a client. Out consulted by a client.

That time you thought you'll quickly get staffed after rolling of a project.... Weeks later wished you booked a skiing trip instead.

Nightmare project, awful client, it's so cold that the snow I track into my car freezes over in a matter of hours, and this week Hertz forgot to put an ice scraper in my car. 2016 can only get better.

Client Dare Challenge: Use penetration, penetrate, and penetrating all within one client call.

Oversaw my client's to-do list today, my name was the only thing on it... Should I be worried?

What do you do after work hours when you're traveling for your client?

Client just told senior manager to listen to Frozen's "Let it Go" in response to his completely out of scope ideas.

Still not seeing location in the post window when turning it off.

Maybe we should implement something like automatic posts refresh? I got a notification about "someone like mypost" but it isn't displaying at the post title...

How great would office emojis be in this app?

How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?

Post for push testing

Testing a new post at 12:06PT 5.12

Looking good! Create post animation looks great too and so does the character count!

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Nice! The post animation looks good!

Anyone else concerned about all the water, leaks, flooding in NYC? That can’t be good for the structural integrity of the infrastructure (subway, buildings, etc). After the condo collapse in Miami my fear is heightened around this stuff

Currently a tech consultant and looking to transition to strategy. Any one want to earn a referral bonus?

For post-MBA external/experienced hires, how different is the process from campus hiring? Same case interviews? Obviously it differs by firm, but just wanted to get a general sense.

Do team independence violations ever get caught?

Hey guys just started with the firm (graduated undergrad this December), and I was wondering if you guys had any basic pointers on personal finance, which funds to select 401k, etc. Thanks!

How does everyone's bench look right now? What are most of your bench policies in terms of how long they give you to get staffed typically

Just got promoted to Consultant after 2+ years, 9% base salary adjustment + 1.5% bonus. Does that sound right?

A guy in first class just stopped a soldier in uniform and said "here's your seat, sir... Where am I headed?" #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat

Weirdest/funniest breakup excuses? 😂

Resigned and they set up a meeting to get me to stay. I dial in have been waiting for over 20 minutes. Burning bridges now. 🔥