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Hi everyone! I am a graphic and website designer and on the hunt for a new job. I’ve worked for an agency as the creative manager for the past five years and they don’t pay well or offer benefits. I’ve been searching for 2 1/2 months and only one interview. So I’m reaching out for some feedback. I realize my resume is long but I have 20 years under my belt, and I’m not sure how to trim it down. Resume: https://www.aprilgoss.design/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/April-Goss-Resume.pdf
Website: https://www.aprilgoss.design/
TIA!!
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A gorilla could murk me. If I was guaranteed not to die I would say I’d take the billi but if dying is on the table no thanks
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With a billion dollars, I should be able to find some security.
Hell, I’ll just contact that Dentist from Minneasota that got canceled for poaching a few years back, now that his office is closed, I’m sure he has some free time. He likes killing wild animals🤷🏽♂️
Pro
I just wish godzilla would attack the bilionaires we already have
Enthusiast
Am I in my home country or will this happen during a vacation? I need just a bit more Deitz
Enthusiast
I meannnnn. We talking a BILLION…I’ll take my chances and slot in training throughout the rest of my life 😂
Yes. I will spend a million $ to have a fully trained personal bodyguard gorilla to follow me around.
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🫴🏽💰
Yes, I will just carry a gun on or near me as much as I can. And use that money to fortify my place and arm myself in Texas.
Would I be brutally mauled possibility of disabled or like punched out? I can take the punch but other than that I don’t think it’s worth the possibility of loss of something
Oh yikes, guess I gotta risk it then and just hire like Jane Goodall(I think she’s still alive)
Rising Star
Will I survive the attack? 🤔
Rising Star
IBA… I can’t even defend myself against roaches 😭 I’ll take the billion and hire a team of big tall people to protect me
nah