Would you watch a formula TV show about a consultant - house of lies, but instead of constantly winning, each project they’re on falls apart and they somehow emerge unscathed like a Arse covering god?

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Nah. I watch 📺 to escape reality, not to relive it.

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this sounds like a consulting version of Silicon Valley. would be down, just please less cringe.

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Oh yeah and instead of boardroom antics, the show is mostly about PPT and excel

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Sounds hilarious!

Or you could just do a consulting reality TV show

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