Wow, I don't even actually work in consulting, I just think you're all hilarious 😂.

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This is exactly how consulting works

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I like to imagine you're doing this while you're up there in one of the dozens of Capital One buildings that's littered across Tysons Corner, peering down on their puny consulting buildings across the other side of 495.

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We make our clients laugh so much they forget what they hired us for in the first place and we just continue billing them while helping them figure out why they hired us in the first place

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Finally, a worthy rival

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Don’t worry you’re still better at it than us

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I miss my chief badge.

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Maybe you can help those consulting firms get on our side of the canyon. Full Stack 👑🎉

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Congrats, you can add this onto you resume 🙌🏼

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If the hiring manager doesn't know what it means, they don't pass the vibe check 😂

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Nothing more or less than I’d expect from the chief of consultants

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Congrats!

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