{ "media_type": "text", "post_content": "Wow, I don't even actually work in consulting, I just think you're all hilarious 😂.", "post_id": "628c68b53eda6e002387d36e", "reply_count": 11, "vote_count": 38, "bowl_id": "552d1d24dc1c586b09d2d051", "bowl_name": "Consulting", "feed_type": "crowd" }
null

Wow, I don't even actually work in consulting, I just think you're all hilarious 😂.

Post Photo
funnylikeuplifting
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

This is exactly how consulting works

likefunny

I like to imagine you're doing this while you're up there in one of the dozens of Capital One buildings that's littered across Tysons Corner, peering down on their puny consulting buildings across the other side of 495.

likefunnyuplifting

We make our clients laugh so much they forget what they hired us for in the first place and we just continue billing them while helping them figure out why they hired us in the first place

likeupliftingfunny

Finally, a worthy rival

funnylike

Don’t worry you’re still better at it than us

funny

I miss my chief badge.

like

Maybe you can help those consulting firms get on our side of the canyon. Full Stack 👑🎉

upliftingfunny

Congrats, you can add this onto you resume 🙌🏼

like

If the hiring manager doesn't know what it means, they don't pass the vibe check 😂

likeupliftingfunny

Nothing more or less than I’d expect from the chief of consultants

funny

Congrats!

Post Photo
funny

Additional Posts

Biggest pet peeve sitting in an open area?

like

What is the maximum salary and %hike you can get in India under 10-12 YOE non IIT/IIM ?
i believe you can get max 35LPA fixed / 50% on last drawn CTC and 100% hike in case of YOE under 6yrs.
your thoughts?

like

Anyone else leave or have though about leaving due to bullying by admin or toxic work environment? I'm resigning and I can't believe this is where I am in my career after 10 years. Are there other things I should consider besides a district with my masters degrees in education?

like

Help me choose one offer

1.
Deloitte India (Client: Google)
2. American Express
Same package, which one to choose for WLB, hikes and quality of work? Please state why.. TIA 😊
Role: Project Management
Yoe: 7

like
like

Is it healthy to he honest about your fears / insecurities with your significant other, or are there things you should keep to yourself?

like

I’m a Big 4 manager in FS Risk and Reg Advisory trying to pivot into Corporate Dev or Strategy in Maryland. Any recommendations for how to make this pivot without getting an MBA beforehand?

Hi folks, whoever is looking for a job in customer service/support domain for a cloud based product company with great perks please DM me. Eligibility - Btech.

like

Has anyone made the switch from a legal career into policy? I’m specially thinking about environmental/ energy practice into clean energy policy. What are the pros and cons?

like

What is the expected comp for a consultant level role at BCG with 3 YOE?

like

When does Natwest initiate employee onboarding after background verification?

Does it happen in the last week before joining?

Any insight into IBB consulting? They are a media boutique that was acquired by Accenture so NOT mbb

like

Does any one have experience using private REITs for income? what are some things to look out for?

like

If your child sent you a video of their teacher smoking a cigarette on camera while they were monitoring a testing session remotely, what would you do? I already feel like I complain to the teachers/school too much, but I’m fuming.

likefunny

Any recruiters in Chicago looking for Art Directors or senior designers?

Any wholesalers on here? Seems like it's been a tough year they keep complaining to me about their pay.

like

"Our industry suffers not from a lack of talent, but the reluctance to hunt for it, take a chance on it, trust it, defend it and reward it." - Lee Clow

And 'reward' does NOT mean "free yoga classes or meditation retreat passes because... we are family."

We are not family.

like

Hello All,

Need 11 likes for Dm. Please support.

like

Redbreast for the win!

Post Photo
like

I sent a proposed budget for a potential client one week ago and haven’t heard back yet. Our mutual contact told me he was impressed with my proposal. How long should I wait before following up?

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
Download Fishbowl to see what others are saying
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the Fishbowl app

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal