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Write a horror story in 5 words or less. I’ll go first:

“Known for great conversation"

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Inclusion, diversity.....blah blah blah

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“Always keeps the client entertained"

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Uber ride to LaGuardia airport

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Dial7 is worse

Partner: I just need a minute

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Hey, are you busy now?

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Literally get a shiver every time I get this ping

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Make America great again...again

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Literally got chills

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“Shouldn’t take too much time..."

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😂

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Gate agent: "We’re investigating a mechanical issue”

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I have a small ask....

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Do you have any bandwidth?

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Trump wins re-election in landslide

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Need this by Monday 8am...

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Mercury just finished go-live.

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Great first pass

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Do you have any bandwidth?

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Where are you sitting?

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Time for a quick chat?

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This almost always means at least a 1 hr convo

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Engagement Lead: meeting running over. You lead

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“I want a divorce.”

(Haven’t experienced this myself, fortunately.)

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I have! It was awesome! Addition by subtraction.

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Do you have “cycles” this weekend?

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15th in line for takeoff

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JFK one night. Way too many international flights trying to take off! Took over 90 minutes to taxi.

This thread is half comments about people being told they failed and half people being asked to do work. I feel that

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Yes we can do that

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The power of free bagels and coffee to lure everyone to meetings even during the holidays astonishes me every time. Well-played, leadership.

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Cute guy in grey jacket, on american flight from columbus to chicago..are you a consultant? ✈️💼👱🏼

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Anyone heard of Enticing Capital Ventures LLC?

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What is your target account value at retirement across your 401k, IRAs, Taxabale Brokerages, etc

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Weird stuff you see on a plane: this woman handed her adult daughter some sanitizing wipes and together they wiped down their seats, the back to mine and my neighbors seat, the armrests and walls 😳😂

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Razorfish health thoughts?

Can anyone recommend a good career coach in London?

If I switch to Risk Assurance, will I be doing mostly SOX controls?

Looking to move to Tampa/St.Petes area, not sure if best move would be to look for other consulting positions there or go industry...any tips?

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Is it just me or is Paychex the best commenter on here? 😂

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Folks I know Amex Plat is giving a $20 credit for your streaming service. Is this just for primary card holder or can additional card holders use it too? Can't find info online about addt. card holder

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My wife is on her H4 (already stamped) and is scheduled to fly to the US on one of those Vande Bharat flights this weekend.

Anyone knows of any implications the new executive order might have?

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I have recently been promoted to Senior Associate and will be having my compensation call later this month. I wanted to ask what are other Big 4 first year senior associate's salaries in the Bay Area? OR what is a reasonable % pay raise considering the COVID environment?

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Those are are doing their masters: have y’all ever had second thought about the field you are studying? Does getting a masters in certain subject matter defines your entire career? Currently enrolled in a online masters program for cyber security (first semester), but everyday I wake up thinking maybe I should have gone for data analytics since it’s something I have experience in, i am the prime data guy in the project I am in, even through my official title is cybersecurity consultant.

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Hello, I am thinking about moving to Europe from NY through an internal transfer. Any information about the preferred country? My options are - Germany - biggest book of business, NL - English friendly, France - idk what. Any insights on salary structure and standard of living? Will I lose a lot if I move out of NYC?

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Is it bad form to leave position if you are assigned to trial 60 days from notice period?

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Looking for job change prefer ESG, Finanical research..

Any lead will be very helpful

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Do you claim nanny expenses on your Dependent care FSA? What is needed to make that happen?

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Have a friend who was recently promoted to EM at McKinsey. Graduated UG in 2018 🤯 - is it typically 3 years from BA to EM?

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