Y’all. I got on 2 dating apps on Friday - first time ever. This is one of the first things that popped up. What in the entire hell? I’m going back to my quaranbaes, they’re all sane. 😂

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Another dude’s first message to me was asking how I felt about being submissive to my man. Sir, if you don’t get out my inbox and go to hell… 😂

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You didn’t run out of quaranbaes? All mine got quaranbood up.

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Listen. These men are ugly, weirdos, damn near illiterate, or give off definite Kevin Samuels vibes. I saw a meme that said the dating pool has pee in it and I can’t really disagree based on my 6 days on these hellholes called dating apps. 😂

Maybe I’m just meant to keep meeting my dudes in person. That works out great for me.

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I met all of mine pre-panorama. 2 of them I’ve known since we were teenagers, 1 I met through work 4 or 5 years ago, 1 I met at a mutual friend’s party the summer of 2019.

Being in a crowd of randos these days is still a no for me. I don’t know how I’m gonna meet anybody in person these days unless he breaks into my house. 😂

One of them wanted a girlfriend so he had to go…but I still have 3 of the 4. They’re looking better and better now. 😂

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This my competition on hinge 🤣?! No wonder it’s been poppin for me

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Side note but I just realized I’ve never heard a YT person say boo-booing. Is this a black thing? 🤣

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What city are you in?

Come on A1…if you like to eat, drink bourbon (or any other alcohol, really) and laugh, I’m your girl!

I’ve heard all the DC dating horror stories, especially for Black people, but I’ve never tried to date here until now. I’ll report back with my findings but so far…these apps definitely ain’t it. And all I want is to hang out and have fun, I can’t imagine what it must be like for Black women who actually want a serious relationship. Chiiile…

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