Ye scrum masters ka harami hona mandatory hai kya?

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Usually people who have rebranded themselves as scrum masters from their useless past of being just a MS excel manager, knowingly or unknowingly inherit old 'haramigiri' from their past roles.
This time now they have all KPI reporting scrum frameworks to back themselves up with data.

"Data driven haramigiri" is lethal and can literally whip your ass off - this is why they are the 'masters' and often claim that they made people more 'agile' 🤣😂

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Han bhai... Lagta to wese hi hai

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Kaam ka na kaaj ka dushman aaj ke IT ka

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Han Bhai otherwise duniya jine nhi deti. Bikat harami hona is mandatory for scrum master

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Our SM follow up for everything. Heck they even send mail b4 us...

Scrum master is just useless resource in project who just ask for update only, use project ka ghanta bhi nahi pata rheta

These scrummasters coming from service based companies to product based ones are worst . They don't know the culture and does micromanagement

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