“Yeah, [redacted Fortune 100 company] is a huge mess. But it’s our job to clean up their mess. If they weren’t a mess, we’d be out of work.”

Can I say hibibi? I’m white as an outfit at Wimbledon and my god is a zombie w long hair

I joined Capgemini as Manager on 21st Nov, but has not recieved laptop yet. No communications also. On inquiring onboarding team keeps on forwarding me to different person every time.
Although I am marked to a practice and project.

I am not able to fill timesheet, without time sheet will my attendance be marked and will it cause any impact on salary. ??

Usually how long it takes for laptop delivery at home.?

I have joined Accenture 6 months back, I hate my team, my manager is very demanding and few people are very bad mannered, they treat others especially new comers like very disrespectfully, i cried because of this torture and work load is like working for almost 14 hours, so i resigned, but my higher manager suggest me to change team but asked for time to stay in team, I can't afford to do that...what can I say, should I continue with resign or believe in manager and stay for sometime more URGENT

What kind of professional growth can I expect in a digital strategy boutique firm in the next 2 years? I just started my new job after an internship but there hasn't been much growth. I would like to adjust my expectations. Any advice?

Where do I find myself someone like Michael Ealy lol? Been binge watching his movies and I’m just 🤤 😍

Hi,
If anyone has interviewed with Pinterest for an analytical role, can I DM you? My recruiter has been all over the place and I can really use the help.

State of Ohio:
Anyone have experience with Dept of Public Safety? Are they disorganized? Do they have a bad culture? I am starting to think they suck based on my application experience with them , compared to other state agencies.

Hi All

ServiceNow developer and i have got 2 offers

My current ctc is 4.35 LPA
YoE - 2.6 years

Accenture 8 fixed + variable
Cognizant - 8+

Please tell me whether it is a good package and which is the best place to work in..

Also i am bit concerned about the upcoming recession. Please provide your inputs..

Thank you

I know this seems small, but my team ignored my birthday this week while celebrating two others. It’s not like they didn’t know - it’s my 2nd birthday celebrated with this team. Feels horrible.

I’m putting in 2 weeks notice on Monday. This is my first job transition. What is the process?

Do I tell my manager and wait?
Do I tell my manager and HR at the same time?
Does my manager inform HR after I tell my manager?

Thanks

I’ve heard the traveling at Accenture is 2 weeks on/2 weeks off. Is this true?

Hi fishes, After going through lot of posts in fishbowl,i have a dilemma whether i am at above average CTC or below average CTC. How much a 4 year experience guy should earn as a full stack .net developer in Bangalore. My cctc is 23.5(19.7 fixed).

Offer eval:
1. Product manager at Citi in payments - $105 base + 10% bonus + hybrid 3x in office
2. Product ops & business analysis manager at Morningstar in research - expecting $98 base + 15% bonus + potentially 2x in office
3. Product manager at Telus Health - expecting $120 base + 10% bonus + remote

Current: unemployed for 6months ~6 yoe financial services consulting. Looking to exit to ecomm/tech/consumer product

Yesterday was so frustrating. I can barely afford to take care of me and my family and our principal in a staff meeting was bragging about his new $30,000 pool and Tesla he bought.

Hi, I got my first offer from IBM ibmof 25lpa. Then I got offer of 27lpa with 50k JB from other organization. I would like to know can IBM match the offer? 6.8yoe Skill - Drupal

Why were there so many posts in here about the stock market crash in March but no one is talking about the markets hitting an ALL TIME HIGH this week? Food for thought.

I’m looking into product operations roles and would love to connect with folks that work in this space to learn more about what the role entails. Any product ops folks open to a virtual coffee chat?

Bruh I had one colleague make me do “desk research” on three of our competitors. I was already confused on the areas she was focused on. Turns out she got offers from them and made me do her “pro contra” list. She went to DT lol

I have been working as contractor for 8 years but still client manager said they don’t have position available in his team for me as fte but ready to keep me as contractor. I was dishearten with his words after so many years of dedication and now I am going to join other company but can’t stop thinking how I was not considered even after working so long.

Overheard in an integration meeting: “yes, we have a prison strategy."

“I think our giveaway just died.”

“My life would be much easier if I weren’t so dumb.”

Senior: “how does Chipotle sound for lunch?”
Associate: “sounds good to me”
Senior: “ok great, would you want to drive over and pick it up?”
Associate: “no”
Senior: “well when I was a first year, I’d always pick up food!”
Associate: “damn that’s crazy”

Honestly so proud to see first years with backbones 🥰

"Everyone should go to a Jimmy Buffet concert at least once"

Nope.

Everytime someone texts at work, they never say good morning. They just get straight into the topic. In my previous company's culture (in Australia), it's offensive not to ask: "Hello, how are you doing?" before getting into anything work related. Does anyone have a better work culture where people actually care about each other and not treat work colleagues as if they're just robots doing work?

I work for a consultancy firm. Our client just announced they were hiring… a lot of people. They also mentioned things alluding to the term “trimming the fat”. Any suggestions on how to protect myself from a worse case scenario here?

Female tech sales manager: “Contour is for closers”

Why is it so hard to please someone and giving your all for 2 years and still . Every month after month you try your best and yet promises never happen. Smh you try to help and coworkers go on attack mode like if your going against them . Why is that

Me: scrolls through meme website during 1:1 zoom call bc it’s a bad habit

Chill coworker laughing at me: You know we can see everything on your screen because of the mirror behind you right

Me: 🔥🔥🔥😃🔥🔥🔥

"If you're willing, we want you to complete these 4 Udemy courses and become experts on these 3 SEO softwares to become comfortable enough to speak with authority on all SEO matters. A 2k raise will be given upon completion."

He gave a deadline of Jan 1st to become an SEO expert, on top of doing Front End Dev and UX Design tasks. The 2k raise is laughable especially with our current U.S. economy.

Manager1 - “Nobody likes her. she’s been moved around department managers because no one can stand her. We tried to get her fired, but Hr said no.”
Manager 2 - “Firing without proper cause can lead to a lawsuit…”

Just heard that our major company will no longer drug test for marijuana. What’s your thoughts on this

Alcohol and gambling websites are banned on our vpn which made it tough to make a resy at the local brewery but, as they say, life found a way!

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

“I mean, we can’t force people to take mushrooms..."

CD to junior team:

“If anyone tries to give you more work while I’m gone, kick them in the shins and call an adult.”