You can’t even make up how terrible recruiters are today. This person reached out asking if I was interested, I responded with yes….this was the next message. Never spoke, never interviewed, nada…how do they know I don’t align if I didn’t even get a chance to say two words? What a mess this job market is.

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Recruiters are like real estate agents, they struggle to keep up with multiple clients/candidates and turn into burnt out robots

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I don’t understand why 4 paragraphs was necessary. I’m sure there is a MUCH shorter way to say “thank your for your interest in this position, unfortunately we have already selected our pool of candidates to move through the interview process”

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Once they source candidates they usually run them past the hiring manager. You didn't make the cut based solely on your LinkedIn. It just means the recruiter didn't do a great job reviewing your LinkedIn before reaching out.

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Why no one cares about recruiters anymore. This job market surely didn’t. Every post is from a recruiter or talent acquisition person.

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It's just a form letter rejection. I wouldn't read anything into it. Quite possibly they already accepted a candidate before they even got to you and just sent out the same rejection to everyone.

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And this is the problem. Recruiters just throw anything at a wall and see what sticks. Probably why every lay off post is a recruiter who has 6 months or less at every job before. What a terrible industry from top to bottom.

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Jeez, some people are just lazy.

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