You get $10 million but once every year Randy Johnson in his prime hunts you down and throws a baseball at you. Would you take the deal?

27, F, NYC, $130k

Looking for a place to spend next 10+ years, invest in my team and the work, at a place who will do the same and invest in me. Am I looking for a unicorn? I just want to make beautiful things in NYC!

My advice: Concentrate on yourself above anything else, follow orders but also know how those orders affect you, serve your country but never forget you are serving yourself first. The objective is not to die honorably but to survive dutifully. What else would you add?

Please help me unlock DM

Hi All,
Any referrals for risk & compliance opportunities.
YOE : 5.8
Excluding : IBM, Highradius

EY - Austin or KPMG - Austin for audit? Can anyone share the office culture/types of clients?

What’s a good source of news on the muslim world? Alhazeera?

Been waiting for an entry point on Yi 111, Inc, today was the day. Bought 300 shares at 9.42...been beat down like a lot of Chinese stocks recently so def an opportunity here, projected to do over $1.5bn in sales by end of year and have $700M sitting in cash...will ride this one out (this is a small speculative play in overall portfolio)

Anyone staying at the Biltmore in midtown? Is the management really that bad? Thinking to sign a lease with them but then saw really bad reviews on Google.

Do you feel being a member of law enforcement clouds others' judgment to see you as a person outside of your uniform?

What’s the reason Salesforce is so successful but not other similar platforms like Microsoft Dynamics? What sets Salesforce apart from competitors?

At what time, pregnancy should be disclosed to manager. Is there going to be any issue from management and manager side?

Hi all! My team has grown by three people in the last month. For the last 4 years it had solely been my responsibility for all job functions within my team. My manager has now added 3 additional “me”s and keeps asking me to make them copies of me. Fine with me. HOWEVER - I’ve now come to find out that one has a higher job grade, title, etc from me off the get. I have 9 years in the role, 12+ years in a corporate setting, I am by all accounts a hardworking, efficient, and well regarded…

Chemotherapy is always improving but there's a lack of funding for some areas. Why do you think this is?

Looking forward to upward feedback.

Trying to decide if it's worthwhile to take a job at Google in the bay area. I didn't research anything about levels before hand. I have 15+ years. Started off the phone screen as L5 (which went horrible), after which they said I can do the onsite as L4 (which went great). But again they said they will only now consider me as L3. First team interview went well.

Should I relocate for effectively the same base pay but more expensive city? Is it likely I'll get promoted to L5 eventually?

Anyone aware of the IBM new centre being opened at mysore ?

Till this day at 26 I still get shocked when people get excited about being pregnant😳

I know someone whose body looks like Lizzo but she thinks she looks like Serena Williams and it's the most puzzling thing to me. Really makes me wonder what people see when they look in the mirror.

I don’t like dogs at all but it seems like every guy has a dog and I don’t know what to do. 😫

Sometimes between being the sole provider at home, the rain maker at work, the demands of my clients, demands of my family, demands of my staff. Life just feels crushing at times.

Kokomo is stuck in my head and on my playlist. Can’t wait to actually visit. Thanks Steve Carrell 🙄

It’s basically 2023😈🧐

Today was a very lazy and sluggish day

Puns make me numb, but puns about math make me number.

Cross posting:
Immigrant here who did not grow up with typing lessons. I still type very inefficiently — I have to look at keys when I type.
Has anyone used a typing program as an adult that has taught you well and got you out of old bad typing habits?
What was your pre-training speed, your post-training speed, and the time it took you to get there?

Thank you so much! I need to be more efficient and quiet when I type.

So I’ve been talking to this guy I met on a dating app. And we’ve been talking over the phone and FaceTiming for about a month now. We live in different states but would want to meet up. Is it reasonable to ask if he’s talking to other women? Or is that pretty standard with these dating apps to be talking to multiple people until you both decide to be exclusive. Just wondering if it makes sense to ask that now or I’m probably just overthinking the whole thing.

I have a friend coming over today and I’m making a charcuterie board for the first time. I’m having anxiety about it loll. I have a desserts board and a cheese and meats board. Shopping for all the items alone took forever and now setting them up seems like a huge challenge. Tips?

These are my confessions

Today I finally got my Hellcat. My life is complete.

Everyday I bank on being lazy enough or indecisive enough to make something to eat at home instead of going out to buy food

Really dislike it when people use the words:

Respectfully, truthfully, honestly

Esp respectfully and in that order.

It all just sounds like a cover, not even sincere

An in-law is in a failing marriage. Her spouse has been extremely crude to her and her kid for several years now to the point where she feels hopeless in getting the love feels she wants and is miserable.

My wife had the idea of me showing the in-law type of love I’ve shown to her (my wife), because she claims the in-law has appreciated what I’ve done for her so far (I haven’t heard such appreciation, however) and the in-law could really use the boost to her self-worth and self-esteem.

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Am I so hot that it intimidates people or am I just awful and nobody likes me?

Sometimes I think the great coughening is what we deserve as humans. There clearly is a vaccine, clearly ways to mitigate the spread without shutting down, but people refuse to do the bare minimum.

New to this.. but I just found out I am attracted to older ladies I am 30 years of age but i have always had a thing for older intelligent women.. It their maturity that does it for me!! 🥰

I have a question. I am my best friends maid of honor in her wedding and recently spent the last 6 months planning her bachelorette party for 12 people and bridal shower where I got no help from any other bridesmaids. On the Bach trip I do admit I had one too many drinks and we ended up getting in an argument in the bathroom at the bar. We met soon after the trip in person and talked it out to which I apologized deeply for my behavior. She is also my MOH and it is now time to plan my Bach trip