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You have to raise a dinosaur and make sure nobody else finds out you have one. At the end of its lifespan, you get rewarded based on how much the dinosaur weighed. What dinosaur do you pick and how

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Triceratops. Would fit in my garage. Lots of spines to tie him down.

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@SD1 I was just thinking about velociraptors. I just really want a danger chicken 🐔

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Lots of good dinosaur choices, y'all... but I pick Publicis.

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I was JUST coming to say time to lay off the pipe..

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Barney

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I'll def whip out this bad boy as a future ice breaker for tinder dates

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Bulbasaur because it's one of three choices. Unless you're playing Yellow...

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Velociraptor

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Spinosaurus from Jurassic Park III. Water-based dino = easier to hide and still weighs more than a dino of flight. I imagine a pterodactyl has low bone density. Plus --spoiler alert-- ppl didn't even notice Spinosaurus until the last few minutes of the film.

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Would suggest herbivore. Perhaps an argentinosaurus

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It’s comparatively tame to say a carnivore; 130 feet by 24 feet is compact enough to leave in a field. Perhaps a farm?

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Performics1, let us know how many times you get laid going that route

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Brachiosaurus. Chances are you're going to get found out early, so you want something that's born heavy to begin with. I would put it in a big yellow storage unit.

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Also if you want to play the system you could just get a large breed of crocodile and raise it on a farm, since they are also technically dinosaurs. You wouldn't earn as much for it weight-wise, but probably more than a pterodactyl or velociraptor.

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Good question. What kind of reward are we talking?

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@TBWA, pterodactyl isn't a dinosaur

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i would probably go for an ankylosaur or nodosaur. a smaller one is easier to hide, but they have a huge amount of armour, so are heavy for the size. Also, they are vegetarians so i can survive to claim the prize

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are you going to make it obese without anyone knowing?

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