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You know, at some point, prime will be thousands of dollars a month and it’ll cover your healthcare, your preferred vr simulated life of your choice, and probably your police protection

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And I’ll still auto-renew!

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Pledge your allegiance now while you still can

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I’m old enough to remember when the Japanese were going to be our technocratic economic overlords and Microsoft was going to be the first company to hit a trillion dollar market cap. Calm down, folks.

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