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2017: our creatives won’t go to Cannes because it’s a waste of time and I need money to build Marcel
2018: marcel and I are going to Cannes to talk about ourselves

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2017: Our clients don’t care about awards, so Publicis will not participate in any awards shows in 2018.

2018: Our clients care about awards, so Publicis will participate in every award show

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2017: I probably need to find a new job.
2018: Yeah. I definitely should get a new job.

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“Only there for a few hours, but don’t worry, we’ll be sure to party and make sure to spend any extra penny available so we come back to tell you all we can’t do raises and promotions this year”

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2017: we won’t be entering any awards
2018: we have 399 campaigns up for awards

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Don't worry they will pay for this out of our bonus pool again

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2017: I will never pinroll my jeans.
2018: *pinrolls jeans

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Wanker

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CAN'T WAIT.

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2017: It’s 2017.
2018: It’s 2018.

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xoxo

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See you there (on my own dime)

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Cool. Making note to never work for a publicist company

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