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You’re the only adult in the neighborhood watching the news on a wintry morning praying for a snow day.

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you're the country's scapegoat

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When you’re the only one in your family who doesn’t have to pee in a four hour road trip

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Teacher bladder to the rescue!

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you need to get everyone's attention and shut the lights! ....and then say, "I'll wait...." lol

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You get excited for back to school sales -just maybe not this year.

You can give "the look" while wearing a mask, and it works on children AND adults. 😂

When you have become a part of Trump’s covid 19 experiment. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Anyone have any tips for the B2B space and who I should prospect? They didn't give many pointers lol.

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Is GCB 6 a good band in EDPI, for someone with 5+ years of experience

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My coworker’s friend who I met a couple years ago liked me. He kissed me as the bar closed, but we didn’t exchange numbers. We later matched on bumble and he said “should we pick up where we left off.” I didn’t get the chance to respond and he deleted me. Then, I’ve run into him twice recently in Chicago. I asked my coworker if he is single, he said “He sure is!” and gave me his number. We texted briefly but then didn’t respond when I asked if he had any fun plans this wknd. Now idk what to do.

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What do you do when trying to move up in the State government of Georgia? I've been working for the state since 06/2017 and wanted to know if anyone has an success in getting promotions/better paying jobs within the State Government?

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What is that one thing that as a new realtor I should keep an eye out for? This new listing has lots of mold and that just seems dangerous.

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Does anyone have a template to poll a TA team on time in task? Trying to evaluate how much time a team spends on Admin duties.

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FTE vs Contracts. What are some of the pros and cons? Which one do you prefer and why? How and why it best meets your personal and professional goals?

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Does it look bad to say “no” to being asked to get a clearance? I’m being offered strongly a role on a project that requires a clearance and I’m turning it down bc i don’t want the clearance.

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Average salary for a RN case manager with a CCM certification at insurance company? Please help don't want to low ball my self I'm at 81k right now but since I have a cert in this area what should I be asking?

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Do you have advance notice when you're being observed or does admin just drop in unannounced?

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Are there any government teachers who are dealing with student/parent complaints about what you are saying about the election? I've always encouraged open discussion but if they don't agree with something I've said they go right home and tattle. I've been teaching twenty years and this is the WORST ELECTION EVER!

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Print and Ship?

Does anyone know of an online service where I can upload documents that are then printed and shipped by the company to my students? FedEx Kinko's is astronomically expensive.

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I keep getting pink slipped, non-renewed, etc. 5 out of 7 years as a teacher. It always seems like they’re looking for excuses, but maybe I’m not cut out for this. Has anyone else had this happen?

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Good Tuesday morning everyone 😊. This is your morning DJ spinning the tunes 🎶 to get you movin and groovin through your day. Today’s old school group gave us hits like, “La La Means I Love You, Didn’t I Blow Your Mind this Time, When you get Right Down to It and Ready or Not here I come.” Enjoy, stay safe, hydrated and have a blessed day 🤗. Put your hands together for the incomparable;

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It’s Friday morning and I don’t want to get up! 🤓

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Having a positive mindset is hard right now. Trying to fake positivity for others is hard. Not feeling like a failure after everything you do is hard. This year is just hard.

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Happy 4th of July to All. What are your hopes for the future of our planet and mankind???

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This can be a frustrating and draining time of year... I just wanted to give a “Friendly Friday” reminder about how important you all are! Keep doing what you are doing:)

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I finally got around to watching award-winning foreign films like Parasite (so good!) and Roma. What are you streaming/binge-watching these days?

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How important is it to teach telling time (on an analog clock) when kids have access to digital ones? I notice the kids don't seem to think it's important.

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Just wondering-in Connecticut, what is the average number of applicants for any one teaching job? Is it in the hundreds or thousands? I just seem to get lost in the shuffle quite frequently.

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Every school seems to have a different protocol or threshold (% positive cases) for closing. In NYC, it's 3%. What is it at your school? Do you think it should be up to the district or a national standard?

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I was listening to part of the Governor Cuomo's daily briefing. A reporter asked him would he reopen schools. His was quite interesting (see comments)

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