You want to know the secret to surviving air travel?

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Instructions unclear, am now fighting terrorists

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After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes.

I know, it sounds crazy. Trust me, I've been doing it for nine years. Yessir, better than a shower and a hot cup of coffee.

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However it does follow his last to the last post about taking shoes off on a plane and sitting cross legged next to an empty middle seat, if you know yk

Come down to the coast, have a few drinks, share a few laughs

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I’m now fighting terrorists barefoot!

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Also, spoiler alert: they weren’t even terrorists!

Welcome to the party, pal!

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What kind of rug, asking for a friend

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Pls fix

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Welcome to the party, pal!

Seems better here than where I had it before

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I’m your white knight.

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