You, with the IP address who looks at my book multiple times a day. For weeks. Reach out! Say something! I want to know who you are! Is there a job? Do you love my work?

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

VP CD debating whether or not to hack young writer’s work

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Prob your mom

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It’s a bot. 🤖

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Is it yourself?

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The Google spider bots adore your keyword packed qualifications. Bing finds your portfolio lacking in porn.

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have you looked it up using agencyIPs.com? that’s how i found out people at Anomaly, BBDO and McCann are perusing my work.

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I see “IP address” and automatically panic.

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Or an ex

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So relateable.

Have you tried Statcounter or Community Spiceworks IP Lookup?

Russian spam bot :/

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