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Me: My car had been stolen!!
Police: what color is it?
Me: ...... I'm not sure

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It identifies as blue but could also be roygiv

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Imagine being a non-AARP member and buying a Buick

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Hey man. That wagon looks nice. Shit im almost 40 …

Devil's advocate. This could be useful during a getaway. Doesn't everyone wish for a bond-esque car feature that changes colors (and license plates) as you flee a bank robbery?

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Ditto ! My thoughts exactly!

Y’know, I once wrote a Buick commercial? It was the one that went like this:

“That’s a Buick?”
“It’s a Buick!”
“Wow, it looks so sporty! That’s not my grandpa’s Buick!”
“It’s a sporty Buick! Let’s get in.”
“Alexa, turn on my Buick?”
“I’ve turned on your Buick.”
“Alexa, play our catchy jingle on my Buick?”
“Playing our catchy jingle on your Buick.”
“That’s SO you!”
“No, it’s so Buick!”

Dut-dut-duh-DUT-DUT-DUH-dut-dut-duh- dut-dut-duh-dut-dut-duh-dut-dut-duh-dut-dut-dut-duh

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It's like Pay n Spray

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Feel this would be a real hit among the “Mary K Pink Cadillac crowd.”

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So now our cars have to match what we’re wearing? Good lord.

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What color matches "polo with no pants zoom call"?

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Please abuse the living hell out of this campaign. Wherever and whenever possible.

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GME seems like it’s getting ready for a run up, might buy some OTM Sep 17 calls EOW

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Love reading through Paul David Tripp's "Come Let Us Adore Him" every Advent. It keeps me mindful of the importance of this season.
"The entire redemptive story hinges on one thing - the eternal willingness of Jesus."

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Why are election polls usually so inconsistent / off the mark? Sampling error? Fake answers? Changes in voter preferences?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Can someone please tell me why people continue to idolize Dan Price even though multiple stories have come out about what a POS he is?

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Endless humble bragging. 🤮

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Ngl, this is pretty funny. Dude even attached a gif of a gorilla giving the finger to solidify his point. 🤣

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Featuring the Cringe Executive Officer of LinkedIn

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The book I can understand, but those socks… bruh

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No broseph, success is showing up for your wife on your honeymoon…

What is wrong with these people?

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This is an old one but sharing in case anyone missed it back when it was originally posted.

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Every time I go on LinkedIn lately it’s a full cringefest. People are taking this “look how vulnerable I can be” thing way too far. It’s embarrassing… posting selfie’s of them crying because they got laid off and begging for jobs… am I missing something?? Go APPLY TO JOBS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. I was laid off and immediately started job searching, I didn’t post a pity party pic or a long statement on LinkedIn… personally, I wouldn’t hire someone like that or wouldn’t want to… but that’s just me.

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Really? I’d be lucky to remember one thing.

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Calling support… is an accomplishment.

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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Ok. Someone studied at Stanford and Yale at the same time.

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I have deceased with the fb & Li cringe (LI post in comments). Program for leadership dev lol

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I cannot express how much I hate how some people use peoples tragedy for likes and engagement… I won’t post the picture of the little boy or the empty mat but the poster did.

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This guy is just a bunch of quotes over pics of him in a fedora.

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In case you missed it cringe, read today and reread yesterday because I want to post tomorrow that I had 200k reactions. Vurp.

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KPMG starting their own metaverse.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Not sure if it’s cringe but just annoying how more and more people are treating LinkedIn like Facebook. He doesn’t even try to blend it into his career.

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I’ll leave this here…

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