You’re in back to back meetings from 7am-Noon.

One meeting let’s out 15 minutes early. How are you spending your brief moment of freedom?

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Key bumps and screaming at my reflection in the handicap stall to get psyched and crush the rest

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15 minutes?

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Go to the bathroom, look at my phone while I am in there. Get a bite in the last 5.

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Coffee

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First rip a big one l. Next go to the kitchen and stuff my face

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Use mute button during conf calls. Why wait?

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Updating resume

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Food

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Bop the bologna

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Meditate and get some fresh air- at 5 of set myself up to get ready for the next meeting.

Bathroom + food

Probably get some water and lay down for 10 minutes.

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Taking a shit most likely

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