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Don’t wanna be the guy saying “in another bullshit meeting” while taking a phone call

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“Can everyone hear me”

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March called, they want their joke back.

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I mostly hate when I’m the one people say this to. 😂

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Drop it below!

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I freaking hate when colleagues use the term “ Pull Up”. For example, “ I wanted to pull up with you in XYZ client”. What TF happened to “meet with you” or “touch base”?

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