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We have three days off, but I’m already dreading going back to my job on Monday. I’ve only been there three months. Just so frustrated and disappointed in the Universe.

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I wish I partied more and did more stupid things in my early 20s and didn’t hold myself back out of fear, overthinking, and low self-esteem. I had the rest of my life to be responsible ! What was I th… more

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Nothing makes me skip past a job posting faster than the phrase “roll up your sleeves.”

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I just got an offer for my dream job, but the prospect of giving notice at my current one is giving me anxiety.

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Ever have an interview where you feel so seen you almost cry and that makes you realize you’ve been surviving in a toxic environment for way too long?

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I’m having crippling imposter syndrome. I’m at a solid agency with great brands. Great performance reviews, CD said I’m doing great. Few awards. But haven’t had a single book piece in over a year. Don… more

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I’m getting a new manager and I’m having PTSD. I’ve “lost” so many amazing managers to promotions, different roles, new jobs, etc. but they always end up being replaced by someone terrible.

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I am the “Someone at Wieden+Kennedy viewed your profile” 🤭

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Can I just tell my boss I was up too late arguing with bigots online? I’m gonna need a nap tomorrow! Logos change to rainbows, and the hate starts to flow. Also, f*ck bigots.

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We’ve reached a new low in LinkedIn bio lines...

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Nothing makes those 1 pm zoom calls a watery, diarrhetical nightmare like having prune juice for lunch. Fuk

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I truly don’t care about doing “good work”anymore. I just wanna get paid.

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Spent $4k on a stock today. Hoping I wake up and it’s at $4 mil so I can quit this industry, marry my hot boyfriend, pay a woman to carry our child and be a stay-at-home dad with a drinking problem.

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I got double depressed by trying to access the Ad Age list and getting blocked by the subscription banner.

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One of the coolest things a male coworker ever did for me: a power-tripping office manager decided to hire a photographer to take our photos w no warning, then post them on the outside of our cubes ~t… more

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Having stress nightmares from new job & can’t wait to leave 😒 Joined a small agency in manager role that unlike what I was told in interviews, they’re very reactive. - decks must be put together … more

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New somewhere and crushing on my account person. Halllpppp

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Am I a sociopath for not thinking that lies involving the death of a loved one are that bad…

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Started a new job almost three months ago. Other writers here do the “agile-pivot-circle-back” speak, and I feel deeply I’m at the wrong agency. I make more than my last job, but this place bores the … more

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I’m having serious thoughts about cheating on (and maybe ultimately, leaving) my barber. Been together 8 years. I was one of his first 20 clients when he opened his shop. But...

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Do you wear a helmet on a bike date? Genuinely curious...helmet = safety but sweaty forehead and bad hair (I have bangs, I’d have to pin them back and do the founding fathers low ponytail). No helmet … more

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I'm obsessed with watch tictoc and YouTube vids of Black women taking care of their hair. All the care y'all have to do for it is amazing and takes a lot of self love and patience. Respect.

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Banana Boat sunscreen smells sooooooo f*kin GOOD. I look forward to rubbin some on me every 4 hours. I'm bout to get some right g*kin nooow before this zoom meeting.

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I wanted to take a rest and a day off and all they told me was just take a walk while they pitch. Lmao. That’s not it chief.

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This is the worst industry, people with lack of humanity, micro management, without compassion, ridiculous type of opinion/feedback. I’m ashamed of my career.

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Spotify- I don’t want more of what I like, or more based on my recent listening, or more like this or that based on that or this, or my weekly or yearly made for you and recommend radio… Please stop. … more

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Partner of 5 years cheated on me and I ended it. Honestly pretty cut up and super afraid it will affect my work performance. Not sure how to handle.. Anyone been in this sitch before?

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Uhhh let’s just say, you met someone. They’re really nice to you, seem genuinely interested in you (remember the things you say/plan thoughtful dates), and you have A LOT in common. This is the first … more

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I’m a late bloomer. Never really dated. Went on a date with a mutual friend. Could see myself with her, but after Covid and all, really want a summer to just have fun and date around. Not looking to p… more

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I started a new role at another agency which gave me a good salary and title bump. I've been on the job for just over 2 months and it's such a disaster that I don't know what to do. I unkn… more

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Today I asked a Canadian colleague when X person was coming back from mat leave. Her response? “Sometime next year” I almost fell off my chair. Parents are really screwed in the US

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My anxiety makes me good at my job. My incessant checking, and double checking, and analyzing has earned me praise, trust, and early promotions. Sometimes I wonder, if I were to take medication to giv… more

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I’m constantly told to speak up more. Problem is, when I speak up I feel the eyes roll and it crushes my confidence when I say something and it’s ignored. Does it just come with the territory?

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I wonder if my CCO could pinpoint the exact moment in her “...but we want you to know we value you SO much” speech that I decided I’m going quit.

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I record zoom meetings using phone voice memos, or use the timer, to keep a running tally on the amount of time chatty extroverts take up in zoom meetings either talking about random topics before sta… more

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I keep all cancelled meetings on my calendar. Sweet, sweet freedom.

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Anyone have experience hitting their breaking point and quitting? Did you regret it? Did it work out?

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On one account, I am fucking up. I just can't write it the way the CD wants. The campaign isn't even my idea but it still feels like shit to have my copy re-written. On another account, I jus… more

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My website is trash, my work is trash, my sleep schedule is trash, I am trash but HEY ITS GARBAGE CAN, NOT GARBAGE CANNOT

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