So excited for the new Top Gun 🤩
If you could have any home imaginable. Would you pick a cozy/homey family house or a super sleek and sexy modern compound?
Fyi…research shows porn and constant social scrolling lowers your dopamine regulation and happiness in real life and ability to enjoy real life connections as much.
Are there any single gay guys in this bowl?!?!
My smart vacuum is actually pretty dumb
It’s a crazy feeling for someone semi close to you, to of “been in competition” with you. For years. And you’re just now noticing. Like, girl. Is that why you act so conversationally constipated from …
Random thing I am NOT looking forward to this summer: those people who bring half of Walmart's outdoor section to the beach. If you can't live for a few hours with 1-2 bags of stuff, you don&#…
I watched someone put ketchup on their ice cream earlier tonight and feel like humanity is going in the wrong direction.
My friend told me he’s a “drone enthusiast” and now I can’t unsee him trying to fly that pissed off hat from Meet the Robinsons. 🙈
OMG. This mega sperm donor is basically wondering why he can’t get into a stable relationship. 🥴That’s 47 potential child support payments if any of the baby mamas are outta work. 🙈
Some really great travel photos in here, folks. My fellow SAs putting in work!
This pollen out here ain’t it, Chief.
Bacon is overrated.
I can’t remember where half of these bruises came from. (Not drinking too much, just clumsy, I guess.)
🤔Not sure if I should feel bad for Olivia Wilde being served in public💁🏻♀️ or if I should clap 👏🏻 for Jason Sudeikis (unintentionally, if we can believe the article) dragging her? 😈 Thoughts? …
God that first sip of coffee really slaps.
I’d like to apologize to my parent’s neighbors and anyone else that heard me screaming like a lunatic at my dog. He wasn’t listening the first few times I called him to come inside nicely. 😤 It takes me sounding like I’m having a nervous breakdown for him to wag his tail like, “🤪 Why didn’t you just say so?” Pic of the pupper giving me the death stare behind my dad’s feet.
I just want to express my love for potatoes there’s so much you can do with them . Thank you lord for potatoes
When your trust fund friend asks if you want to go shopping with her on a Thursday at 2pm 🙄
Was this bowl created in part due to the deletion of the green leggings post in confessions?
Welcome to your new bowl, fellow 🐠! Go wild.