Welcome to your new bowl, fellow 🐠! Go wild.

What should be expected package for Senior Bizops Engineer.

YEO - 7.9
Current CTC -13.13
Offer form another company -18.70

Could you please provide your suggestion .

Thanks in advance

Does anyone have any advice on how to convince yourself life is worth it when you think it’s not. I’m a 28 year guy, just got laid off from my job, have aspergers, have no friends, can’t find a gf, why do I even try anymore at anything

Time taken to become a partner in any of Big 4's?

As per my knowledge in EY it is 15 to 20 YOE

Does anyone see a shift in Twitter's content moderation?

What are the Designation level at HSBC GSC for Hyderabad location. What is the band for Assistant Manager

How much Js7 maximum budget should be??

Is it a bad idea to only get jobs through temp agencies? I just feel like they’re not keeping me bc I’m too expensive but telling me it’s my performance.

Want to plan a 2 day trip mid October with my gf. Thinking Miami, but also don’t wanna spend more than 300-400 over the two days we’re there (excluding flight costs and Airbnb) while still having some fun experiences. Is this a viable option?

Only for men:

How do you deal with a best friend breakup?

I know friendship breakups between men are not talked about openly, but I had to.

Best friend was a Male too

How to know company is given medicine facilities to employee and his family, is it mentioned on the offer letter?

How to avail mediclaim?

We have a lot of inexperienced managers and leaders throughout the company. I wanted to propose bringing on a L&D leader who has experience creating long-term curriculums for managers and executives. For those that have a management training philosophy, who runs it and how often,m?

Hi,

Will be interviewed for EYs senior devops consultant role and wanted to know some suggestions on negotiating base pay at that level?

Hi Fishes.. 6 yoe in SAP SD, i got 2 offers one from Wipro14 lpa role tech lead and other from Infosys for 16lpa role consultant.. i feel in Wipro the role is good but package is very less and in Infosys the role less for my experience and package can also be revised.. what can i do.. need your valuable inputs if i can negotiate with anyone of the company or which i can choose.. TIA.

Which firm has the best reputation in DC?

Anyone here over 70% in VOO or VTI? Is that a smart move for less-involved investor?

Are you a “Prodigious Accumulator of Wealth”?

N = 10% x (Your Age) x (Your Salary)

If your net worth is 0.5N or less then you are an under accumulator; around 1.0N then you average; 2.0N or greater then you are prodigious.

This is the millionaire next door formula.

Was this bowl created in part due to the deletion of the green leggings post in confessions?

If journalists keep journals, what do analysts keep…anals?

Random thing I am NOT looking forward to this summer: those people who bring half of Walmart's outdoor section to the beach. If you can't live for a few hours with 1-2 bags of stuff, you don't deserve the beach. Stay inside.

Are there any single gay guys in this bowl?!?!

God that first sip of coffee really slaps.

I watched someone put ketchup on their ice cream earlier tonight and feel like humanity is going in the wrong direction.

I just want to express my love for potatoes there’s so much you can do with them . Thank you lord for potatoes

My smart vacuum is actually pretty dumb

I can’t remember where half of these bruises came from. (Not drinking too much, just clumsy, I guess.)

I think I’d rather walk over flaming hot coals than do this self-assessment for work 😔

It’s a crazy feeling for someone semi close to you, to of “been in competition” with you. For years. And you’re just now noticing. Like, girl. Is that why you act so conversationally constipated from time to time? You’re just a hater? 😂😂

If you could have any home imaginable. Would you pick a cozy/homey family house or a super sleek and sexy modern compound?

Bacon is overrated.

Fyi…research shows porn and constant social scrolling lowers your dopamine regulation and happiness in real life and ability to enjoy real life connections as much.