My smart vacuum is actually pretty dumb

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Mine actively looks for things to eat that it should not eat. Like a whole ass recliner.

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My favorite is when it get stuck and just bumps around in a circle, then announces its wheel is locked. Sigh.

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Are you saying it sucks? 🧐

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