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First of all, he’s not even cute enough for that!! I’m shooketh.

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Let’s start by posting age, location gender (a selfie if you want!) I’m 30/M from nyc looking for something more serious these days in terms of dating..

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Moved to London 6 months ago and haven’t met anyone because COVID. How do most people date? Online? Hinge or Bumble? Random chats in the pub? Cheers!

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Curious to know what the norm is — does your firm prorate your bonus for time that you are out on paid parental leave?

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It's 5 am and there is a guy wearing sunglasses at LGA. Either you're a) high, b) a vampire, c) corey hart, or d) a douche. My money is on d.

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Just realized Teaching your kid is exactly like consulting. You ask your client (kids) how they do things at their firm (school), add your past knowledge and then teach them back what they told us 🤣

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Any ideas for interesting date ideas right now? If not for covid / cold (seriously look at the weather this weekend 🥶) we’d probably go to a show or concert

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Hi Fishes,
I need one genuine suggestion.I have joined Capgemini 3.5 months ago .I will try for my pregnancy end of this year or early next year.If i become pregnant ,then maternity leave is required after birth .so recession is coming .will it effect ? Can they fire me ? I am very worried. Please help me with suggestions.

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Went on such a good first date Thursday night, turned into a 72 hour long date w/ a lot of drinking, 2 missed flights, a missed college graduation and southwest lost my luggage. Finally back home and laying in bed thinking about how much i don’t want to work tomorrow 😅

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My father used to travel to Singapore quite a lot for work and being back those krisflyer magazines. The last page always had a picture of a diver or some other guys wearing a Rolex. Wanted 1 since 8

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Naive question: How many yearly billable hours are reasonable for a good balance of work and home. I have a young child and don't want to miss out on important moments. I had one firm state that their yearly quota is 1900 hours and I don't have a frame of reference as to whether this is reasonable or if it means 12 hour days. I am coming from public service so billables are 100% new to me. Any insight is appreciated.

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Met a Columba MBA guy yesterday and ew so full of himself... Is that the culture LOL

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Finally pregnant after 4 years of ttc and various treatments. My friend is just starting IVF. They were just 1 year into ttc but tested early and realized they would need IVF. We have discussed many times how hard it is find out that someone is pregnant and so I realize it will be hard for her when I tell her. Im 14 weeks now. When and how would it be best to tell her? Any suggestions?

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Does anyone have a cloud storage system or subscription they use to back up kid photos and memories? Want something where photos and videos are automatically stored ?

Anyone (guys) ever manned up and asked out that cute chick at the client? Not one of your stakeholders...

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Hi everyone!
Does anyone have any suggestions of a good clinic in London to get baby Botox? Merci!

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I work for a Fortune 500 company, publicly traded. It has no maternity leave, 6 holidays. No sick days (must use PTO). Total of 15 PTO. No summer hours. Is this the worst benefit you see out there? (I also want to add that we are required to go back to the office now even with Covid number increasing)

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EY, what is the current maternity leave policy? Does the firm allow leave starting at 38 weeks? Is disability (6-8 weeks) separate from parental leave (16 weeks)? When is full eligibility - after 12 months of employment?

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One of my friend was asked to resign because she got pregnant . They specifically told her that they have strict policies and need complete commitment and you are not fit for the current role owing to your health. They have a king rule from management side and treat their employees as daily wage labor . Very bad HR and management

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Hi, does anyone know when an employee becomes eligible for maternity/paternity leave at either Gilead, BMS, or Merck? For NVS, it’s day 1 of employment but not sure if that’s common within the industry.

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I want to start a dating app but my cofounders and I have no coding experience. I have a plan but would like some feedback to see if it’s unreasonable. 1. Validate idea through a bunch of market test and create a layout on figma 2. Hire developer to make app. 3. Hire team to continue to run app. Does this sound reasonable? How many roles do I need to fill for when hiring the team to run the app?

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Any BBDO SF recruiters here, open to an informational chat? Does the outfit there have a big presence?

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I have been chased by Deloitte recruitment, passed all the tour and meet with the National leader that mentionned the offer. Deloitte recruiter came back to me for admin stuff (apply on an offer on the website, ...) and since then she is still waiting for feedback for the last 10 days ....
Somehow baffling ...

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Please give me some advice on how to negotiate a salary. How to ask for more money if they come low? What else beside salary can I negotiate? Anything else I should know.

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How do you explain logistic regression on an interview?

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It’s so hard to make friends. I just want to meet chill people..

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Best city to relocate from NYC? I think I have had enough of NYC. Love the city but quite unaffordable and tired 😴 of spending 12 hours in office every day. Suggestions please....

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Have 200k to invest. Expecting min 6 percent return. Any ideas? Not sure if S&P is the best option

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How big is the Kirkland Miami office going to be 👀?

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Need advice on how to handle a support staff returning from bereavement leave. This employee has expressed not wanting to work in law and even planned to quit to pursue other opportunities. In general, there’s a lack of motivation and serious procrastination. I was going to have a serious talk with this employee, then a family member died. Because the employee procrastinated, I was put in a very tough spot in terms of workload. I want to be sensitive, but the employee needs to hear: you earn a

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Is there any difference between Assistant Manager & Deputy Manager at Deloitte India? Or are they the same levels?

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Does EY offer mid year raise? Is there any news saying there will be no mid year raise in 2023?@EY

I’m almost done building the website for my social media agency. I’ll be doing B2B social media management. I’m stuck on my Portfolio page. For those who have launched their own agency, if I don’t have clients yet should I just create demo mock-ups of social media graphics or should I take on a few free clients (only creating 9 social media graphics for them) so i can post them on my portfolio page? Hope that makes sense

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I heard from my head that there is a lot of slowdown in VW Germany... There is Hiring freeze, level freeze and all ... And soon that will spillover to india. So be prepared for very less hikes in coming cycle :( Also automotive sector in general is struggling with tesla laying off 10% workforce recently. Maybe time to make a move? What do you say fishes?

My SO deals with some chronic injuries that I think may make him feel emasculated (eg can’t lift as much weight, sometimes has to slow down when active). We’re both in our 20s. I help when he needs/or asks for help, but does anyone have any tips on the best way to make sure he feels supported & self-sufficient?

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Does anyone in the NYC area use the T-mobile 5G home internet? Optimum has a monopoly on my area and they are disgusting with their customer service and billing practices. I need to go NOW! How is the T-Mobile home internet service? I work from home and also stream a lot (Netflix, Hulu etc)

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Junior copywriter negotiating salary in NYC . I spent 8 months at my first gig. What kind of range should I expect? 60K?

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I just want to express my love for potatoes there’s so much you can do with them . Thank you lord for potatoes

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It’s a crazy feeling for someone semi close to you, to of “been in competition” with you. For years. And you’re just now noticing. Like, girl. Is that why you act so conversationally constipated from time to time? You’re just a hater? 😂😂

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I can’t remember where half of these bruises came from. (Not drinking too much, just clumsy, I guess.)

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I think I’d rather walk over flaming hot coals than do this self-assessment for work 😔

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If journalists keep journals, what do analysts keep…anals?

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This pollen out here ain’t it, Chief.

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Fyi…research shows porn and constant social scrolling lowers your dopamine regulation and happiness in real life and ability to enjoy real life connections as much.

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I love this bowl, even though there aren’t many of y’all posting. ☺️🥰

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Welcome to your new bowl, fellow 🐠! Go wild.

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Are there any single gay guys in this bowl?!?!

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My friend told me he’s a “drone enthusiast” and now I can’t unsee him trying to fly that pissed off hat from Meet the Robinsons. 🙈

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God that first sip of coffee really slaps.

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Who all is just lurking in here waiting on something juicy? 👀

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Would you rather lick 👅 a porcupine or go back to your ex?

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I watched someone put ketchup on their ice cream earlier tonight and feel like humanity is going in the wrong direction.

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When your trust fund friend asks if you want to go shopping with her on a Thursday at 2pm 🙄

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Random thing I am NOT looking forward to this summer: those people who bring half of Walmart's outdoor section to the beach. If you can't live for a few hours with 1-2 bags of stuff, you don't deserve the beach. Stay inside.

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The SD/SB bowl has more members than this bowl… welp!

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