When your trust fund friend asks if you want to go shopping with her on a Thursday at 2pm 🙄

What do you like about working in tech ?

Can't wait to sit down to Thanksgiving meal next Thursday where everyone will first take turns saying what they are grateful for and then spend the rest of the day bitching, moaning and complaining about EVERYTHING, from government to crime rates to health care to weather.

Hi all,

I am currently working as QA experience 3.5 years. B.E Computer science from Tier 1 college. Landed up in QA not by choice.

Now willing to make career shift as full stack developer. What do I need to do.

Hi all,
There are 3 roles in google where my minimum qualification is matching along with preferred qualifications.

Kindly provide a referral to apply for the same.
Thank you

How is the biz in tokyo since covid? Big layoffs like in the USA? All remote? Picking back up? Thank you.

Any advice for new, relatively young, in house attorney? I feel lost and I’m having to build the “legal dept” from scratch.

Hi can anyone please refer me for the job role at Gartner? I will share the details of role.

I have got confirmation from CBA that I am selected and all the documents are submitted. On the website, my application status is showing as an offer. When can I expect the release of an offer letter. HR told me 3 days back he will be sending it by the EOD or next day but he is not responding after that..

Is it common for HOA to ask you to prove your car registration is up to date?

Hii.. what will be the timings for AYDE???

How does one know when one has taken it too far with fake it till you make it?

An out of office email i read somewhere.

Hi,

Thanks for your email. I am currently OoO.
For emergencies conatct below
USI -112
US - 911

All other things can be taken care when i am back.

What does comp look like for PE ops associates?

Was this bowl created in part due to the deletion of the green leggings post in confessions?

Are there any single gay guys in this bowl?!?!

Random thing I am NOT looking forward to this summer: those people who bring half of Walmart's outdoor section to the beach. If you can't live for a few hours with 1-2 bags of stuff, you don't deserve the beach. Stay inside.

Welcome to your new bowl, fellow 🐠! Go wild.

God that first sip of coffee really slaps.

If journalists keep journals, what do analysts keep…anals?

Paris did get the little envelope from Harvard.

I watched someone put ketchup on their ice cream earlier tonight and feel like humanity is going in the wrong direction.

I just want to express my love for potatoes there’s so much you can do with them . Thank you lord for potatoes

My smart vacuum is actually pretty dumb

I think I’d rather walk over flaming hot coals than do this self-assessment for work 😔

I can’t remember where half of these bruises came from. (Not drinking too much, just clumsy, I guess.)

It’s a crazy feeling for someone semi close to you, to of “been in competition” with you. For years. And you’re just now noticing. Like, girl. Is that why you act so conversationally constipated from time to time? You’re just a hater? 😂😂

If you could have any home imaginable. Would you pick a cozy/homey family house or a super sleek and sexy modern compound?

Bacon is overrated.

Would you rather lick 👅 a porcupine or go back to your ex?