How can I dial down my sarcasm and wit, and tame my razor-sharp tongue? I try so hard, but there's just so much material to work with! My brand of humor tends to deliver sarcastic zingers left and right, offending every turnip in the room, and I suspect that's not a recipe for long-term success. 🥹🥹🥹

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I'd love working with you if that means anything. I'm a Marine vet and my dark humor and sarcasm makes people clutch their pearls sometimes.

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Are you hiring? McKinsey seems to have a "No Awesomeness Policy," but maybe that just means they're saving all the awesomeness for their secret underground lair.

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Say it in your head, no need to outwardly verbalize your every thought.

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Stay true to yourself! It will pay off

Start using your sense of humour and sarcasm to make memes! Honestly, if I had a little bit more time I'd run an IG account. Alas, too busy aligning bo...(cough cough)...adding value, that is.

Hahaha my favorite person at Bain has a very similar sense of humor and I love it

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