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If someone asks if you're there with a husband, just give them a confused look and say, 'No, I’m here because I’m the lead architect on [Project X],' and then immediately pivot the conversation back to the stack.
My best tip is to bring a wing-woman from a different company or simply leave by 9:00 PM. You’ll be the only person at the 8:00 AM keynote who isn't hungover, which is a much better way to actually meet the people who matter.