Would you consider someone a gamer if they only play sims 4? Or a cozy gamer?

A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.

Told my boss I'm not coming back in the afternoon because I walked by the casino in my lunch break and they started playing April Wine.

Has anyone ever failed a regular pre-employment background check?

I proposed my girl friend in the gym and she said no. That didn't workout.

So a wind burst felled a huge tree in our yard. Is there anything sexier than men doing manly things? Watching the guys clean up the mess and my husband supervising them. I guess I’m no feminist. Lov… more

Do you ever feel like people often are trying to throw you a curveball to make you slip up for their own personal agenda?

I love dogs, but can’t stand dog owners who call themselves their dog’s mom/dad.

They’re man’s best friend, not man’s pretend child. Your dog actually has parents, they’re other dogs.

Please share your most successful and unhinged severance negotiation tactics. This job market is scary, I need as many months as I can get

My BF has good personal hygiene when it comes to his own body but he's really bad with clothes, he had a stain in his shirt last evening and his sweaters sometimes smell like sweat or have loose t… more

Anyone else suffering from a glow down bc of your job? :(

I always considered “making it” as having a home with a garage fridge.

Now that I have that I want more….

I'm taking up a management job with a company that's new to my city, but I'm only intending to work there for 3 months. It's a brand new store with a whole new team, and I'll be part of the gr… more

I need to get out of the house and get back to work but I’m going to be so sad to leave my babies 😢 I feel like I have to go back to work because my husband is financially irresponsible and we haven’t been… more

Leorrrrry Jenkins is 21 years old today….

realizing kids born the year I turned legal to drink are now legal themselves. we should make it a milestone b’day like double legal or something

Spent a ton of money on my son when I ordered a limo for his prom. To my surprise that fee didn't include a driver.
All that money spent, and nothing to chauffeur it.

What do you think of social accounts with 50 followers and they follow 250 people? 👀

"vEriFy yOuR cOmPaNy" i did just so the notification will go away, but it still asks me to verify 😭 I have zero reasons to lie about working here

Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.

If a new work friend of the opposite gender gossips with you a lot, drops you in car to public transport so you can get home twice a week, shares about their private life (about their divorce) and brings you home… more

So I’m not a gamer, although I’m almost 50 so kind of an old school arcade/SuperNintendo/Xbox kind of guy that hasn’t played anything since Call of Duty probably 20 years ago. However, my kids got Zel… more

I love giving thoughtful gifts especially things my friends will actually use for their birthdays. My best friend gave me a Target gift card and I don’t even shop there & I hate it so much 😭 Of … more

i have an amex platinum card. how many guests can i bring with me to an airport lounge for free with priority pass?

Headed to Philly the week of June 1 for work, if anyone is in the area I’d love to grab a drink with any of my fellow fish bowlers!

Note to self: don’t date a startup guy, they all think they will be the next musk but

Why do companies lie about the salary. Met with 3 companies recruiters and all told me a lower max salary than what was posted.

I tried calling the library to make a reservation…

But they said they were completely booked.

My local Dunkin is now doing the IPad “it’s just gonna ask you a couple questions” crap…in the drive thru! You literally handed me a black coffee 😂.

What a world we live in.

s3 e3 of euphoria - should I keep going?