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LinkedIn is cooked. What the hell is this nonsense.

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Would you consider someone a gamer if they only play sims 4? Or a cozy gamer?

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A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.

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Told my boss I'm not coming back in the afternoon because I walked by the casino in my lunch break and they started playing April Wine.

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I recently bought a timeshare at vacation village at Parkway in Orlando, FL on Week 50 for a 2 bedroom. I am still in my recession period and have a few more days to decide to cancel. Terms are:
10,508.92 buy in price
1,292 ma… more

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Has anyone ever failed a regular pre-employment background check?

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I proposed my girl friend in the gym and she said no. That didn't workout.

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So a wind burst felled a huge tree in our yard. Is there anything sexier than men doing manly things? Watching the guys clean up the mess and my husband supervising them. I guess I’m no feminist. Lov… more

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What is the full post? Curious if someone can paste in comments, doesn’t show up here for me as a post

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Do you ever feel like people often are trying to throw you a curveball to make you slip up for their own personal agenda?

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I love dogs, but can’t stand dog owners who call themselves their dog’s mom/dad.

They’re man’s best friend, not man’s pretend child. Your dog actually has parents, they’re other dogs.

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Now that’s what I call surround sound. It definitely went through lot of crap.

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Please share your most successful and unhinged severance negotiation tactics. This job market is scary, I need as many months as I can get

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My BF has good personal hygiene when it comes to his own body but he's really bad with clothes, he had a stain in his shirt last evening and his sweaters sometimes smell like sweat or have loose t… more

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I used to always cry when cutting onions but I finally fixed it. The key is to not get too attached to the onion. You need to learn to be non-shallot

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Im bored. Did clorox recently start putting their name directly on their wipes or was it always there?

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Anyone else suffering from a glow down bc of your job? :(

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I always considered “making it” as having a home with a garage fridge.

Now that I have that I want more….

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I'm taking up a management job with a company that's new to my city, but I'm only intending to work there for 3 months. It's a brand new store with a whole new team, and I'll be part of the gr… more

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I need to get out of the house and get back to work but I’m going to be so sad to leave my babies 😢 I feel like I have to go back to work because my husband is financially irresponsible and we haven’t been… more

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Leorrrrry Jenkins is 21 years old today….

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realizing kids born the year I turned legal to drink are now legal themselves. we should make it a milestone b’day like double legal or something

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Spent a ton of money on my son when I ordered a limo for his prom. To my surprise that fee didn't include a driver.
All that money spent, and nothing to chauffeur it.

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What do you think of social accounts with 50 followers and they follow 250 people? 👀

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I totally get it why most villains are short men

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"vEriFy yOuR cOmPaNy" i did just so the notification will go away, but it still asks me to verify 😭 I have zero reasons to lie about working here

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.

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If a new work friend of the opposite gender gossips with you a lot, drops you in car to public transport so you can get home twice a week, shares about their private life (about their divorce) and brings you home… more

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So I’m not a gamer, although I’m almost 50 so kind of an old school arcade/SuperNintendo/Xbox kind of guy that hasn’t played anything since Call of Duty probably 20 years ago. However, my kids got Zel… more

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I actually like Trump’s aggressive immigration policy against visa holders because now, as a US citizen in tech field, I get lots of attention and easier opportunity.

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I love giving thoughtful gifts especially things my friends will actually use for their birthdays. My best friend gave me a Target gift card and I don’t even shop there & I hate it so much 😭 Of … more

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i have an amex platinum card. how many guests can i bring with me to an airport lounge for free with priority pass?

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Headed to Philly the week of June 1 for work, if anyone is in the area I’d love to grab a drink with any of my fellow fish bowlers!

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Note to self: don’t date a startup guy, they all think they will be the next musk but

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Why do companies lie about the salary. Met with 3 companies recruiters and all told me a lower max salary than what was posted.

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I tried calling the library to make a reservation…

But they said they were completely booked.

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My local Dunkin is now doing the IPad “it’s just gonna ask you a couple questions” crap…in the drive thru! You literally handed me a black coffee 😂.

What a world we live in.

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s3 e3 of euphoria - should I keep going?

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