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I wonder if the applicant killed the manager…

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Copy of his death certificate????

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2017/08/31/man-applies-for-vacancy-because-he-knows-last-person-in-the-job-died-6891956/amp/

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Normal people would equip themselves with the skills/experience needed if they want a job.

But why is it handwritten?

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Right? It should be letters cut from magazines and glued to the page.

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I got a job this way. I didn’t proactively seek it out, to be clear. But after a prominent attorney in my practice area was killed by a drunk driver, his partners called me the next day and we started talking about me coming in to take over his book of business. He’d been buried less than 2 weeks when I was in his office going through his files.

0/10 do not recommend.

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I guess you must be excellent and reputable in your field. Sorry to hear a drunk driver killed a good lawyer, but glad for your professional development.

I’m impressed. I’d hire this person.

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Haha. No more excuses, sir. You're caught red-handed.

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